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[Hallan Parva]

Sometimes, I question whether or not I should rid myself of one Daniel Oshiro, though I am unsure it is in my best interest.

You know what Celeste rhymes with? DISTRESSED. As in how my pride's dealing with this response.

what

how did --
I thought I told you to get out

You know what else Celeste rhymes with? MOLEST.

WHAT
What?
what

... Oh! Oh, no! No! God! Please, no! Look, here's the definition... "to pester and harass aggressively." Like what she's doing to my reputation.

well I think you need to stop molesting my computer then
and this time I'm changing the password on it

[Laggy Blazko]

How do you pronounce "Celeste"?

[xColdxFusionx]

Elena: You have been ordered to go to court for the crimes and misdemeanors that you have performed, and the prosecutor is Godot. What do you do?

Same thing I always do: Kill all witnesses and run away laughing.

Alphonse, you're Elena's defense attorney.

Get in there.

...*gulp*

Alphonse: How fast can you shoot with those revolvers?

I can unload both my revolvers in under 2 seconds. I generally don't fire that fast because it throws off my aim quite a bit.

Celeste Alaron: Do you ever fear that you will fail your mission?

Fear is natural. I have simply learned to fight through it.

CF: How about that Euro Truck Simulator 2?

No.

To EVERYONE: THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS! ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT?

...Uh...
I don't-
What?
...Huh?
I'm not sure how to respond.

Would you rather have the magical abilities of Telekinesis or Conjuration?

Conjuration. Being able to call up what you need on a whim would be quite useful.
Telekinesis. Picking up and throwing people is fun!
I refuse to discuss such mindpoison.
Telekinesis. You have no idea how much fun I'd have with that.
I can already do both...

How do you pronounce "Celeste"?

Seh-lehst.
...Take the word "Celestial," and take off the "ial."

You know what else Celeste rhymes with? MOLEST.

That certainly sounds like something you would do, you perverted buffoon. The only reason I put up with you is because I have nowhere else to stay.
And stop reinstalling that cursed security camera in my room. I do not need you spying on me when I'm sleeping. I'm not even of legal age, you sick freak!

[Tfp BreakDown]

Who's on first?

Exactly.

Wait so Exactly's on first?

[Hilman170499]

To everyone: In YOUR opinion, which alignment do you think the other four are on? The alignments are; Good, Anti-Heroic, Neutral, Anti-Villaionus, Evil. e.g.: Cold Fusion's opinion on his friends; ALEXIS' opinion on Cold Fusion, Ampere, Alphonse and Celeste; and so on, so forth.

To Ampere:

Nah, I think you're a coward for whimpering like a little puppy when I look at you. I still have that picture, by the way.

N-not to argue, b-but I did not. Although... meeting someone like you(in terms of d-demeanour and abilities) will be a very scary thing...
T-try beating someone with infinite E-ElectroGuard. W-what will you do?

To ALEXIS: Is it considered mind poison when there is technology so advanced it is WAY BEYOND the present? But no magic involved...
Is your timeline one of those high-tech utopian zones with lots of benefit or is it one of those places with lots of futuristic war and strict leaders and laws?

To Celeste: One of your signature colours is blue. So, just curious, what kind of blue?(If it's this blue, it's called pure blue.)

[MasterXman]

CF, how tired are you?

Does Copy Joebot have a weakness?

How would a class for Alexis Celeste work?

[Solar Equinox]

To all what would be your character alignment?

[Ceridran]

Stop whipping me.

[Steve Johnson]

Can i answer questions too?
Why, you may ask?
FOR PIKMIN SCIENC- *Brick'd by my assistant Bob* Bob, you're a sad little man, and you interrupted my epic saying.

[Rozark]

Sorry, but this is for CF and all of HIS characters to relieve their stress.
Also to look at hilarities.

In other news you're still 50+ questions behind because Celeste had a long night cleaning the house from that punch she spilled from that party.

[Laggy Blazko]

Please! No! Don't shoot!

[ChaoticChao]

When does this question get answered 10 times?

[Beed28]

xCxFx, if you were going to be at high speeds with that Fusion Armor of yours, wouldn't it be best to wear goggles?

[Jatea]

I came here to shoot crap.
Let's shoot crap.

Also,
How much of a weenie is Elena?

[xColdxFusionx]

To ALEXIS: Is it considered mind poison when there is technology so advanced it is WAY BEYOND the present? But no magic involved...

Technology is not mindpoison. Only mindpoison is mindpoison.

Is your timeline one of those high-tech utopian zones with lots of benefit or is it one of those places with lots of futuristic war and strict leaders and laws?

I am unsure what you are trying to ask.

CF, how tired are you?

Very.

Does Copy Robot have a weakness?

A being capable of mimicking anyone will find itself sharing all of their weaknesses.

How would a class for Alexis Celeste work?

Very carefully.

To all what would be your character alignment?

Either Lawful Neutral, Neutral Good, or True Neutral. Not sure which.
Probably Neutral Evil or Chaotic Evil. Probably the latter.
Lawful Good. (I'd guess Lawful Neutral, to be honest.)
Somewhere between Neutral Good and True Neutral.
Lawful Good. ...Or so I hope.

Stop whipping me.

No.

xCxFx, if you were going to be at high speeds with that Fusion Armor of yours, wouldn't it be best to wear goggles?

Usually, my shield takes the bulk of the wind and dust out of the way for me. It might not be a bad idea to get some goggles, though...

How much of a weenie is Elena?

The hell?! I'm not a weenie!
That reminds me, what were you doing the other day? You were crying hysterically and I couldn't figure out why...
...You're going to wake up tomorrow praying that you hadn't been born.
What did I even do?!