Ask xColdxFusionx (and friends!)

[ChaoticChao]

CF: how strong is that shield?

[Colonel ServBot]

To All: how do you guys feel about Cacti?

[Hallan Parva]

The hell?! I'm not a weenie!

Elena's reaction in a nutshell


you know she would totally pick a fight with a muscular stranger

[Solar Equinox]

To all: Do you play tennis/soccer/any ball based sport with Elena's head?
To Alphonse: For a small fee would you be willing to have your revolvers upgraded?
To Celeste: Are you employed, if so why not move away from Orshiro? If not, why not move away from Orshiro?
To ALEXIS: Why are you so boring?
To Elena: What is your kill to death ratio?
To CFX: Why do you put up with these people?

[Ceridran]

Is ALEXIS a humanoid robot or a program?

[MasterXman]

Elena are you allergic to bees?

CF, when are you going to update that list of classes that would be getting into CSCC?

[Jatea]

What if I shot you with this Spud Launcher right now?

[Ceridran]

ctrl+c ALEXIS ctrl+v

ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v

Insert mindpoison.

Watch reaction.

[Laggy Blazko]

Does whoever commands ALEXIS even know anything about human nature?

[*Alice]

What do you like to use most for writing?

[xColdxFusionx]

CF: how strong is that shield?

Not particularly. It's more of a buffer against environmental hazards than anything.

To Alphonse: For a small fee would you be willing to have your revolvers upgraded?

As much as I'd love to have upgrades, I think I like these beauties just the way they are.

To Celeste: Are you employed, if so why not move away from Orshiro? If not, why not move away from Orshiro?

I have my reasons, though I wish not to disclose them.
She means she has no freaking clue.
...Must you constantly attempt to nag me?

To ALEXIS: Why are you so boring?

I do not understand what you are trying to ask...

To Elena: What is your kill to death ratio?

Yes to 1.

To CFX: Why do you put up with these people?

To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure why.

Is ALEXIS a humanoid robot or a program?

I am a fully physical humanoid automaton.

Elena are you allergic to bees?

What? No.

What if I shot you with this Spud Launcher right now?

I would be hit with a potato.

Does whoever commands ALEXIS even know anything about human nature?

Considering my supervisors are human, I would imagine so.

What do you like to use most for writing?

My computer. When that's not reasonable, I use whatever else I have on hand. Which generally means a pencil.

[DarkAura]

To All: What are your opinions on lycanthropy or the unnatural, fictional ability to transform into a werewolf or any other form of wolf?

[ChaoticChao]

To all: Would you rather face 1000 clones of yourself or face 1000 clones of everyone else answering questions here?
To CF: How strong are you at using logic?
To Celeste: How good are you at persuasion?
To all: What would you say your dream or ambition would be?
To ALEXIS: How far can you calculate pi?

[Jatea]

Bang, I shot you with the Spud Launcher.

Now what if I shot at you again?

[MasterXman]

So how much electricity can Elena absorb before it overloads her and possibly kills her? *Spark*

CF, how many eggs can you juggle?