Ask xColdxFusionx (and friends!)

[MasterXman]

CF, is something bothering you so much that its preventing you to answer this thread until its dealt with?

What was your greatest victory ever?

[Ceridran]

QWE QWE QWE QWE

a true display of skill amirite

Pro support.

[Jatea]

How many confidential documents do you even have in that drawer, man?!
People normally don't have an unlocked drawer labeled -TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS- in their closet, just so you know.

Also who the heck is this 'Princess Celestia?' I've heard of the name, but not so much about the being. At the very least, those vile equines caused Our Great Kingdom to fall.

[Tfp BreakDown]

To xCxFx: Hey you I'm looking for your peanuts. Do you have them stashed around the house?

[xColdxFusionx]

-What's the best and worst 8BDM game mode?

Best mode is The Hunted.
Worst mode is Bot Apocalypse.

Alexis: How fast can you process data?

My circuitry was designed to mimic the human brain's. As such, I can process information at about the same speed as a human could.

Alphonse: I haven't seen it here (or I missed it), so I'll ask. What kind of ranged weapons do you have?

A pair of Colt Pythons. Also a deck of cards modified to be used as throwing weapons.

Elena: How do you build up your electric current? Do you rotate your arms to create a charge or something?

The same way you generate electricity: I just generate it natu-

when I catch a female Elekid
I'm naming it Miss Ampere

...I hate you.

CF: I don't get how Fusion Bombs work. I mean, they explode into smaller units. Isn't that more like de-fusion (or whatever the term is, sue me)?

Yeah, they're technically "fission" bombs, but I thought Fusion Bomb sounded cooler.

Celeste: What's your preferred method of transport?

I use a special kind of magic that lets me hover several inches above the ground. It has the benefit of making no sound and leaving no trace, allowing me to do my work in secret.
You're just mad because of that one time I caught you by the ankle...
If you would cease antagonizing me, Miss Ampere, that would be appreciated.

QWE QWE QWE QWE

a true display of skill amirite

Pro support.

It's a bit more complicated than that, but yes, making music with the Maven is quite a satisfying experience. ...That is, when the music isn't ended abruptly by a giant metal hand flying out of the bushes.

I enjoy using Renekton. I should look into jungling with him, though. (If it works.)

.. And no, I don't see you as someone who uses Sona as eyecandy. I used to want Sona for the fact that she had aura/stance support. but after the free week, I got Kassadin instead.

I'm considering applying for a license to summon Teemo so I would have an AD Carry that I know how to control, but whenever I go to sign the form I have this sudden, inexplicable feeling of intense guilt. I have the Influence and everything; I just feel really, really bad.

CF are you weak to dust and junk or is this a different concept of you?

Metal makes the shield my armor emits act up. Which is really, really annoying. Not to mention painful. The giant metal blocks from Dust Crusher and Junk Shield are no exception.

To all: How was your child hood?

...Skip.
Elena, you can't just ski-
You do it all the time! SKIP!!
Jeegus, fine...

To all: How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I'm going to go with a definite "maybe."

How many confidential documents do you even have in that drawer, man?!
People normally don't have an unlocked drawer labeled -TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS- in their closet, just so you know.

In retrospect, a biometric scan probably isn't the best defense against a changeling breaking into my house.

Also who the heck is this 'Princess Celestia?' I've heard of the name, but not so much about the being. At the very least, those vile equines caused Our Great Kingdom to fall.

I wrote that part as a joke. I don't even remember why I wrote that specifically; I think it was after a very brief vacation in Equestria, but I can't recall the exact date. The natural magic of that place is really intriguing; I need to study more about it. A field of magic that causes nature to become fully controlled? I have to know more about this!

[MasterXman]

CF how would Fusion Bombs that actually fuse work?

[Beed28]

xCxFx, why did I dream about CSCC last night?

Also, besides your own class, what other CSCC class do you like the most?

[ChaoticChao]

CF: Would you choose skill over strength?
All: You each get to choose a weapon to fight a giant robotic boss. The choices are a sword, a lance, an axe, a bow, a staff for support, a magical book, and a glass bottle. What would you choose?

[Solar Equinox]

To All: What is your favourite movie genera?

[Dr. Freeman]

If I was to actually read through all these answers, how many do you think I can deem "not canon"?

[Jatea]

So I have two sound theories why Cold Foosion is mute for most of the calls that he joins

A) Either the rest of the Fusion Five are doing something on there and accidentally join the call because they want to see what the S'kyponians are doing but then they hear the insanity of everyone there (especially me) and they slowly back away from the computer and do other things until Cold Foosion comes back from buying groceries
or
B) Sona is marching around Cold Foosion's house for inexplicable reasons and discovers the power horrors of the Internet and is shocked to see the people of S'kyp slander her good name so she sits there in shock until someone notices her and drags her away for therapy or something



Also can I steal more of your confidential documents again
I'd enjoy a good read



EDIT:
So Elena
How did your adventures in Toidtopia go?
I heard that Cold Foosion's Nuclear Reactor blew up and scattered the Five of you all over and you're only there for refuge until the Reactor is rebuilt.

At least I can put mushroom blocks in your house.

[Solar Equinox]

To All: Have you ever covered yourself in melted chocolate? If not I demand you do so.

[xColdxFusionx]

HELLO, SCRAWNY PEOPLE!!
The hell?!
We are commandeering this thread temporarily to make a brief announcement.
What the- who the hell are you?
Oh, no one important~ Just a few random friends passing through~
...Friends? The hell do you mean by that?
This information is not important. I am here to warn you, however, that reality is beginning to split apart.
Well ain't that grand. It's the apocalypse already?
Not quite. The timeline is beginning to diverge into two. When it will merge again, I do not know.
Oh, great, time shenanigans. My favorite.
What does this mean for us?
This will not impact you greatly, though you may see some discrepancies as reality "fills itself in" behind you. If you do, do not panic.
...Thanks for the warning, I guess? ...I never did get an answer on who you-
We will meet again.
...That didn't answer anything!
Yeah! Who the hell are you?!
...Hello?
Sensors indicate that the unknown entities have left.
...Well that was odd. What was that all about, anyway?
Sensors indicate a temporal anomaly similar to time travel as involved in that transmission.
Wait, you mean those people are from the future?!
Something seemed off about that conversation...
Here's hoping we don't have to deal with them ever again.

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CF how would Fusion Bombs that actually fuse work?

It would work a little something like the Light Corp. "Black Hole Bomb," most likely.

xCxFx, why did I dream about CSCC last night?

Because you're kind of creepy.

Also, besides your own class, what other CSCC class do you like the most?

As much as I don't like to play favorites, I'm personally a huge fan of Laggy Blazko.

CF: Would you choose skill over strength?

With enough skill, you can beat any foe, regardless of strength.

All: You each get to choose a weapon to fight a giant robotic boss. The choices are a sword, a lance, an axe, a bow, a staff for support, a magical book, and a glass bottle. What would you choose?

Probably the staff. Never really was one to be on the front lines.
The sword. Preferably a whip-sword.
The sword, my own if possible.
Err... the glass bottle?
The tome.

To All: What is your favourite movie genera?

Action!
Horror! Hehehe...
...I have only documentaries in my database.
Does Western count?
...To be honest, I actually enjoy romantic comedies.

Also can I steal more of your confidential documents again
I'd enjoy a good read

I thought I put a password lock on that darn thing! How did you get in there again?!

So Elena
How did your adventures in Toidtopia go?

How do you people even live there?! I can't so much as lay down a foundation without having to fight through hordes of the undead. ...And what are those green scaly creatures that keep making massive holes in the walls?!
I now understand why none of the maids agreed to join me on my trip there. It's a stupid colony and I hate it.
Sounds like someone got mad~
You try living in a region where everything's trying to kill you and the only construction worker in five hundred miles is a changeling who would more readily plant a giant red mushroom on your roof than actually do any serious work.

[Beed28]

Are those mysterious people going to take over our universe or something? Could they also possibly take over our sun and make it so that they can control what times the sun rises and sets?

[DarkAura]

I found an XBOX Gamertag with the name "C0ld4usion" while searching the MM10 Time Attack leaderboards once.

Would that be you, by any chance?