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[xColdxFusionx]

I found an XBOX Gamertag with the name "C0ld4usion" while searching the MM10 Time Attack leaderboards once.

Would that be you, by any chance?

I will say this right now:
I do not own an X-Box, PS3, or Wii-U. Anyone on any of those consoles with a name similar to mine is, in fact, not me.
I do own a Wii (classic) and a 3DS, though I haven't played on my Wii in quite a while and don't actually have a xCFx Mii on there.

[*Alice]

Do you like to throw things?

[DarkAura]

Everyone's favorite Disney villan?

[Hilman170499]

To Everyone:What is your birth date?(including year, FYI)
What is the coolest/most stylish piece of attire/costume/clothing/whatever you ever wore, in your opinion?

[Jatea]

Oh right
I forgot that I bribed the post office to give me Elena's letters

Here's the only one they received (and it was apparently heavily censored; something about giving me the worst nightmares known to whatever Elena even is)

Dear Caleb,

Will you hurry up with reconstruction of that stupid reactor?! Barely a month has passed and I'm still trapped in this wretched land that he calls...
Toidtopia.
The changeling you keep telling us about is a far more dangerous enemy than I thought. He's also so god damn annoying! He has infiltrated my house several times for no apparent reason. This one time, he planted giant mushrooms in my house.
The only construction worker in the city, and he decides to plant mushrooms. In my house.
The. Nerve.
When I 'asked' why he was in my house, he just said 'Yeah.' tried to murder me with that... Blade of Forgiveness, if memory serves right. I attempted to dispatch him, but my whip wasn't by my side at the time, so I had to improvise. I tried reaching for his intestines, but that damned sword was in the way. Eventually he just went and gave up, running out of my house. You have no idea how quickly he can disappear!
I visited the local library in Town Square around dusk for a bit of research. The librarian had a rather sparkling personality, I must say. Too cheery for my taste.
The history of this accursed land involved several clashes with those idiotic changelings. Thankfully Gunther B. Toidenheimer, whoever he was, drove them out of the town for good in around 16XX. However it is still a little suspect that they didn't mount more attacks on the battle-weary Toidtopians. Perhaps this entire place is secretly a changeling nation and not just a former Cutopian colony.
The point is that I am NOT CRAZY and that his kind must be eradicated from the world.

Just remind me to take an expedition to Equestria, I hear they're currently making political reforms...

Signed,
Elena Ampere

P.S.
Could you send some of your workers currently rebuilding your Nuclear Reactor to Toidtopia?
I would appreciate not being harassed every day by that potato-toting madman while I attempt to create my own grand fortress.

I do declare that Elena is going off the deep end.
Any thoughts?

[MasterXman]

How would Lego's class work as a flying class?

Should I get rid of megatypes and prepare to burn my fingers off from all the typing?

What is the pitch of your voice?

Is your power strong enough to create a crater?

[ChaoticChao]

If you could learn a skill that was helpful everyday, what would it be?

[Ceridran]

Do you like kittens?

inb4 emotionless robot

[Knux]

CF: *whisper* Hey, do you think Elena might eventually turn to the dark side with that attitude?

[Sora]

Will OJ ever propose to me?

[Tfp BreakDown]

To All: suddenly a massive amount of Creepers (Both from Minecraft and Ghouls vs Humans) appear! What will you do?

[Ceridran]

I always see alphonse as that guy with brown shaggy hair and a red jacket that none of the women want.

EDIT: Not anymore. I saw the bio and art, so I kinda see now.

[Myroc]

Alright, I guess I'll indulge your multiple personality disorder fantasy.

To all: What is your favorite strategy game faction, and why? (Both Real-Time and Turn-Based games applicable, e.g Starcraft, Warcraft, Command & Conquer, Warhammer, Civilization, Alpha Centauri, Total War, Chess, any strategy game, really.)

[Colonel ServBot]

What's your favorite RPG?

What kind of pancakes do you prefer? Belgian or Wisconsin.

Which Ryu? Ryu Hayabusa, or Ryu from street fighter.

Favorite megaman weapon?

Do you like Japanese?

Favorite Manga?

Am I your favorite ServBot?

What kind of eyepatch do you prefer?

[Thunderono]

Elena: Are you afraid of snakes?