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I found an XBOX Gamertag with the name "C0ld4usion" while searching the MM10 Time Attack leaderboards once.Would that be you, by any chance?
Dear Caleb,Will you hurry up with reconstruction of that stupid reactor?! Barely a month has passed and I'm still trapped in this wretched land that he calls...Toidtopia.The changeling you keep telling us about is a far more dangerous enemy than I thought. He's also so god damn annoying! He has infiltrated my house several times for no apparent reason. This one time, he planted giant mushrooms in my house. The only construction worker in the city, and he decides to plant mushrooms. In my house.The. Nerve. When I 'asked' why he was in my house, he just said 'Yeah.' tried to murder me with that... Blade of Forgiveness, if memory serves right. I attempted to dispatch him, but my whip wasn't by my side at the time, so I had to improvise. I tried reaching for his intestines, but that damned sword was in the way. Eventually he just went and gave up, running out of my house. You have no idea how quickly he can disappear!I visited the local library in Town Square around dusk for a bit of research. The librarian had a rather sparkling personality, I must say. Too cheery for my taste.The history of this accursed land involved several clashes with those idiotic changelings. Thankfully Gunther B. Toidenheimer, whoever he was, drove them out of the town for good in around 16XX. However it is still a little suspect that they didn't mount more attacks on the battle-weary Toidtopians. Perhaps this entire place is secretly a changeling nation and not just a former Cutopian colony.The point is that I am NOT CRAZY and that his kind must be eradicated from the world.Just remind me to take an expedition to Equestria, I hear they're currently making political reforms...Signed,Elena AmpereP.S.Could you send some of your workers currently rebuilding your Nuclear Reactor to Toidtopia?I would appreciate not being harassed every day by that potato-toting madman while I attempt to create my own grand fortress.