Ask xColdxFusionx (and friends!)

[Thunderono]

Elena: So did your masters enjoy their little race?

[Colonel ServBot]

Hey, Alphonse, if you were to go to a duel with Clint Eastwood, would you win?
To ALEXIS, who do you think would win in a fight, you or Elena.
To Elena, who do you think would win in a fight? You or ALEXIS
To Cold, how did you even meet Alphonse, did you go back in time and get him from the old Wild West?
To Alphonse, wanna play a game of liars dice? I'm surprisingly good at it.
To Celeste, you like a LARP nerd.no offence.
To ALEXIS, I heard some where that Celeste uses magic, is she mindpoison now?
To all, how do you like my Blood Dragon Armour? bought it off the Xbox Live Market place for 1.99. Sexy isn't it?
To Myself, is it weird to talk to your self?
ALEXIS, your hair is long. I think it needs a trim.
To all, hey wanna go kill some zombies?
To ALEXIS, err... I'm not hitting on you or anything, but uh... I hate mind poison too... How do you feel about that?hey, we have alot in common, wanna go to a restaurant or something?
To Cold, what if you were In the Saxton  Hale mode as the new Hale?
To all, if there was a Hale of Elena, would you guys think it'd be OP?

[Knux]

A little too many questions, don't you think?

[Jatea]

So Cold Foosion
How goes that The Game Stays The Same Cutstuff Armistice Appeasement your Ring Thing?

Why the heck are all of these fellas in your house?
What the heck is your house?
Do you live in the Fusion Labs building?

oh and you left your valuables chest open I hope you don't mind



I also bet you can't make that Biological Mimicry Equipment in less than a day.

[Hallan Parva]

What are your opinions on that Clyde von Belmont fellow over at Capital Science?

[GameAndWatcher]

ALEXIS, what forms of fiction DON'T you consider "mindpoison"?

[ChaoticChao]

CF: Want help opening that package?
All: If you could ignore/kill anyone on this topic, who would you pick?

[Solar Equinox]

To all: Can I rub your feet?
To Elena: How often do you get your whip tangled.
To Celeste: Are you proficient in weapon or any non magic based fighting?
To Alphonse: What is with the cowboy getup?
To ALEXIS: Isn't religion a mind poison? If so religion is a set of beliefs, therefore is the mind poison belief mind poison?
To CF: Have you ever thought of writing a book biased on your wacky antics with these people out side of cutstuff?

[MasterXman]

What kind of watch do you prefer?

Is there a possibility those other people who came here some time ago were your future selves?

[Ceridran]

Alphonse is Elena's punching bag, isn't he.

[xColdxFusionx]

We're back! And now in delicious Tumblr flavor!
...That theme is ugly as hell.
Hey, at least I'll be able to keep track of the questions now!

To xCxFx: I can't help but feel that you are ignoring my questions. Why is that? :I

We answer questions either as we see them or as we come up with good responses for them. Keep in mind this is more for the sake of keeping other people and, partially, myself entertained.

Elena: So did your masters enjoy their little race?

...What.

A little too many questions, don't you think?

Yes.

What the heck is your house?
Do you live in the Fusion Labs building?

I live in an apartment in Agorix City. Not exactly the nicest place, but it's better than the street corner.

What are your opinions on that Clyde von Belmont fellow over at Capital Science?

He deserves a one-way trip to the loony bin.

ALEXIS, what forms of fiction DON'T you consider "mindpoison"?

All erroneous information is mindpoison.

CF: Want help opening that package?

Don't worry, I think I got it.
It would probably be more efficient to just rip it apart.
Quiet, I've got this!

To all: Can I rub your feet?

...What.

To Elena: How often do you get your whip tangled.

All the time. Thankfully, magnetizing the whip helps it uncoil itself.

To Celeste: Are you proficient in weapon or any non magic based fighting?

I am, unfortunately, not very skilled at non-magical combat. Someone with a sufficient amount of counter-magic would be able to easily best me.

To Alphonse: What is with the cowboy getup?

It's my costume for my Wild West show. It's really comfortable, so I wear it pretty much everywhere.
The fact that you have no other clothes might have something to do with it.
...That too...

To ALEXIS: Isn't religion a mind poison? If so religion is a set of beliefs, therefore is the mind poison belief mind poison?

Belief in the clarity of mind is not mindpoison. You are clearly infected.

Is there a possibility those other people who came here some time ago were your future selves?

Analysis of the temporal signature indicates that no one in this room would have been present.
...Wait, so they're from after we were all dead?
I cannot necessarily say, because historical records are unclear on what exactly happened.
...Well that's not ominous at all.

Alphonse is Elena's punching bag, isn't he.

A pretty accurate summary, yeah.
And that's on her good days...

[Hallan Parva]

so how about that Vanessa person over at the moby ranch

[Knux]

Everyone: You wake up having not slept enough. How do you get through the day?

[Hilman170499]

To everyone : A large wall of nearly indestructible material so large you'll exhaust your energy trying to fly over it; the wall is double guarded by a force field? How do you get through?

To Ampere : H-have you ever met somone who immediately flees from you out of fear without doing anything first?

To ALEXIS : Since 'mind poison' usually has a mental effect(besides use of magic), do people back in your time get eliminated just for minor crimes such as littering in public?

To Alphonse : Have you tried guns with bullets containing chemicals that render the victims sleepy and induce weakness?

To Celeste : Were you ever called a mage for your use of magic?

[Colonel ServBot]

Hey, hey guys. I have a load of questions!

Number one, can you answer them all?

Also, Cold, do you think I could work along side you in the laboratory? I can come up with a load of nice ideas and blue prints! Think of fusion armor, that could withstand Elena and her electricity and stuff!

Cold, do you always wear the fusion armour, like, all the time? Even when you sleep.?

Alphonse, what would you do if we shaved off your beard while you were asleep?

Elena... Umm.... Please don't kill me?

Celeste, if you can use magic, can you conjure things? Like create new things out of nothing?

Umm... ALEXIS.... Uh. I think we should see other people.

To all, why are you called the fusion five?

I have an extreme fear of ninjas, can you help me get over this fear and exterminate all ninjas?