Ask xColdxFusionx (and friends!)

[Jatea]

So I went to sleep like normal on the afternoon bus, as usual

Why did I wake up to people yelling about the bus driver almost backing up into a car? (anyone)

also

Why does my G key refuse to work 75% of the time? (anyone)

and

Have you ever provided any images of yourselves? (directed at everyone)

[MasterXman]

What would happen to ALEXIS if I put this magnet near her or on her?

Also does Elena's whip ever recharge? If so, how?

[xColdxFusionx]

xColdxFusionx: Do any of you like Jelly World or trampolines in paticular?

To be honest, Jelly World makes me a bit motion sick.

Would any of you be interested in signing a contract to become un pollo mágico?

A magical chicken? No thanks.

Does Elena still abuse you? You gotta stand up for yourself, man!

Yeah! I should!
Are you going to?
...No ma'am.
Good.

CF, aren't you dead?

Perhaps.

Elena, aren't you dead or wanted deadby goddamn everyone?

Yes to both.

ALEXIS, are you the terminator?

Such mindpoison will not be tolerated.

Celeste, can you blow up Smashbro for asking that terrible question?

I wish I could.

Also, are any of you getting paid for this

What? No! Totally not!
...So when am I getting the money?
...Goddamnit.

How can I protect myself from mindpoison?

The easiest way to protect yourself from mindpoison is to not participate in mindpoison.

Have you ever provided any images of yourselves? (directed at everyone)

Can't say I have.
...I would prefer not to talk about it.
Error: Response not found.
I put pictures of myself on my ads. Does that count?
No, I don't believe so.

What would happen to ALEXIS if I put this magnet near her or on her?

I am specifically designed to be protected from magnetic fields.

Also does Elena's whip ever recharge? If so, how?

My whip is powered by my own innate electricity.

[Solar Equinox]

To Coldxfusion: why do you create these people?
To Elena:  How is that hatchet wound treating you?
To ALEXIS: You know that since you are a fictional character and the fact that the odds of you existing are minimum to zero, how do you feel that you are mind-poison?
To Alphonse: How much Alcohol money and women would it take for you to kill Elena?

[Jatea]

Could the Fusion Five have stood up to the might of TGOT Incorporated's currently disbanded Main Eight and/or Team Gumoid/The Holy Order of Toid's followers?
also everyone knows Team Gumoid; nobody knows of the Original Eight

What if we proposed a merger between the Fusion Five, Toid Manufacturing, and TGOT Incorporated?

[Beed28]

To xCxFx: What's the estimated release date for CSCC-v28b?
To ALEXIS: Who's your favourite AI? SHODAN or GlaDOS?

[*Alice]

What do you think of the other classmods?

[Donutyoshi]

Why nobody is answering my questions? I demand an explanation, or else I will cut myself.

[LlamaHombre]

How does one turn emo in the span of a page?

[xColdxFusionx]

To Coldxfusion: why do you create these people?

Hell if I know.

To Elena:  How is that hatchet wound treating you?

Fuck off.

To ALEXIS: You know that since you are a fictional character and the fact that the odds of you existing are minimum to zero, how do you feel that you are mind-poison?

Unable to process query.

To Alphonse: How much Alcohol money and women would it take for you to kill Elena?

That would first require the task to be possible.

Could the Fusion Five have stood up to the might of TGOT Incorporated's currently disbanded Main Eight and/or Team Gumoid/The Holy Order of Toid's followers?

The Holy Order of Toid will be thoroughly eliminated in the near future.
Good. I didn't like those damned cultists anyway.

To xCxFx: What's the estimated release date for CSCC-v28b?

According to my calculations, somewhere in the realm of whenever ALEXIS comes from. Give or take a few years.

To ALEXIS: Who's your favourite AI? SHODAN or GlaDOS?

I refuse to be associated with such mindpoison.

Why nobody is answering my questions? I demand an explanation, or else I will cut myself.

Because I'm practically drowning in questions over here.

How does one turn emo in the span of a page?

Very carefully.

[Jatea]

Cultural Diffusion, would you like to be a tree?

[Donutyoshi]

ALEXIS: Have you ever attempted to divide by zero?

[MasterXman]

Which one of you is the strongest?

[DarkAura]

What are all of your honest opinions on the global economy as of now?

[Captain Barlowe]

If ALEXIS hates mindpoison and clearly all the rest of you use it, why aren't you dead?