Colonel ServBot's Random Rants: Sh*tty Sequels

[Colonel ServBot]

Well, I seriously need anger management or something, so... I guess I'll post Rants about what I absolutely HATE!.
No, this also doesn't belong in SpamThread V.28, hurrhurrbeedreferencewhy? because this is a thread where people can post their thoughts and lectures about my seemingly unreasonable rants.

okay... rules of posting replies to my rants.

1. yes, you CAN lol, but keep it in reason. no posts like:
hurrhurr i lol this funny huurrhurr
2. yes, you CAN request a rant as long as i HATE the subject
3. don't be mean, and don't flame any one and keep it safe.
4.NSFW-like posts are a no-no

RANT NUMBER ONE: Technical Difficulties

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Okay...Here I go...first rant... I just HATE it when a game or something crashes when I'm playing on the ol' compy! It just makes me so friggin' angry when mm8bdm crashes, or even how mugen takes so friggin' long to load! why are these machines even still here if they fail to work!it just gets so annoying. and i updated my computer TWO DAYS A-FRIGGIN-GO! WHY AM I STILL GETTING YOUR DANG UPDATE REMINDERS EVERY FIVE MINUTES!

oh, colonel, how about an update? hey, you wanna update? update me now! hey? did you forget about the update, heres a reminder. oh, you should totally update me now. yeah, doesn't an update sound good?oh...did you forget about the update? oh, remember to update. hey, update me now! now! now! oh i'll restart in like 15 minutes if you dont!

oh, compy, how about... YOU SHUT THE FEK UP! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB UPDATES! its just so fricking annoying. I'm just so close to suplex-ing this computer out the window! or how downloads take SO LONG! WHY! IT'S ONLY 5MB OR LOWER! even on my IPAD, apps crash! GRAA! I'm just sick of it ALL! i'm sick of it! especially after how i had to download MM8BDM, MUGEN, and a couple other games through A DIFFERENT COMPUTER ONTO  MY FLASHDRIVE! guh. I'm just so enraged cause of all this bull crap! its just so time consuming!

RANT NUMBER TWO: Sh*tty Sequels
Sto those who feel that a story line is important, SPOILER ALERT ABOUT DA2
Okay bros, rant number two here...
well,
I just hate it when I see a commercial for a Video Game Sequel that looks so friggin' awesome, when i spend about ninety million US dollars on the game and play it. it turns out it sucks horribly and no game will ever be better than its predecesor. okay, lets take a look at... *shudders* guh, Dragon Age 2.... so we look at the trailer, we have no idea who the big horned freak is, or who the guy is who can summon awesome flaming dragon arms out of nowhere cause he's a warrior and mage thing hybrid. so i wonder, "woah, is this guy an arch-demon? he can summon dragonlike arms out of nowhere, and when the arch demon isnt killed by a GreyWarden, the archdemons presence corrupts its killers essence and turns it into another archdemon with its own death. so its cool, I read some commentary on this game

oh, this is the best dragon age game ever, buy it buy it buy it!
such great graphics and gameplay, it just plays through so smoothly!

BULL CRAP LIES! okay, dragon age two DOES have good graphics, but they look quirkier amd a bit more cartoony than the original. look what they did to the darkspawn(like zombies but more medieval, and with armour/swords/groups/armies/giant leaders.)! they look utterly stupid! it looks more like an original mortal kombat game character for the SNES more than darkspawn. and that horned freak i was talking about? yeah, hes a Qunari. in DA:Origins, Qunari looked like bigger humans, and DIDN'T HAVE HORNS! also, flemeth's new design doesnt make her look like a witch of the wilds, but some cheesey RPG game from the 90's kind of character! and, nothing says stupid like being locked in a horrible walled city that keeps you from leaving to the outside world filled with rampant blood mages and elves! I never heard anything about kirkwall or anything. not only does this make the game's main plot-line even STUPIDER! but it also makes you know nothing about whats happening with Ferelden and the hero from the first game! the character is only mentioned TWICE through out the entire game! and you dont even get to meet him! also, in DA2, you dont get to pick any specified race ranging from Elf, Human, or  Dwarf, but you automatically start out as a human! sorry, I prefer being an elf thank you very much. but another thing about this game is that the story sucks. its just sucks, with a capital S,U,and X. just sucks. first off, it's only about witnessing a single persons horrible life and watching their entire family either get locked away, or die. which this game has a Badassary level of -7/10! its sucks. even from the beginning of the game, either your brother or your sister die. (depending if youre a mage or not). and nothing about this game runs smoothly. for some reason, when peoples eyes glow, you see the glowing part aboutinches away from their actual eyes. or one of the end bosses, when their sword glows, its like NINE FEET AWAY FROM THE ACTUAL SWORD! yep, the disc is scratch free. but why does this happen? another thing is, is that i got the blood dragon armour for DA:O as soon as i bought it. so why hasnt it carried over to DA2 like its supposed to? It's just that when ever a video game has a crappy sequel, it gets me so angry when the dev-team just switches from great geniuses to idiots who can't write an actual story line! LIKE Drawn To Life for the DS, the first was absolutely great, just loved it, and it has a high replayability count. but the second? no sirree! I just hated how i beat the second one in like a day and a half and how it has a horrible ending. i HATE IT ALL! and dont get me started on Scribblenauts unlimited. go bother spamthread and read through it if you want to read my complaints. over all summary: I JUST MOTHER FRIGGIN HATE IT ALL WHEN SEQUELS SUCK SO BAD!

[Knux]

How about no?

[*Alice]

Linux doesn't annoy you with wanting you to reboot all the time ... and it is generally less annoying than Windows ... but I guess it is not a real option for you. (And I admit some things are a bit of a pain in Linux, like for example installing Zandronum)
And yes, computers with Windows are often slow, deal with it. Try uninstalling unnecessary things, that could be helpful.
Zandronum being likely to crash is a problem many people here have it seems (it used to crash a lot on me, too), so that is not your PC's fault.
Those Apple devices? Forget them. They are just toys. They are not even worth your anger.

[Colonel ServBot]

rant #2 (aka, wall of text))is up

[Tengu]

Sonic '06. That is all.