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July 03, 2013, 02:10:18 AM
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Megaman Joke Topic
« on: July 03, 2013, 02:10:18 AM »
What's Obama's 2 favorite robot masters?

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HUE

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July 03, 2013, 02:11:36 AM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2013, 02:11:36 AM »
Airman has many fans.
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July 03, 2013, 04:51:38 AM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2013, 04:51:38 AM »
dustman sucks, airman blows, and chillman is a pretty cool guy
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July 03, 2013, 06:48:33 AM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 06:48:33 AM »
Mega Man managed to get Guts Man fired from his job by using the Fire Storm on him.
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2013, 07:04:08 AM »
"So I heard this is BaRockman Obama's second term of presidency.."

"Snake?
Snake?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEMAN!"
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2013, 07:20:15 AM »
What's Needleman's favorite place to hide?

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Why does Tenguman prefer the number 2?

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What did Megaman say to Bass after he started a band?

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July 03, 2013, 07:38:34 AM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2013, 07:38:34 AM »
"Reggae: My Body is Ready"

"Uh oh, it looks like we're in Treble now.."
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2013, 03:06:27 PM »
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Why does Tenguman prefer the number 2?

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Oh that was just bad. But I must say I am amused.
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July 03, 2013, 05:14:46 PM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2013, 05:14:46 PM »
Needle Man finally made his point to the other Robot Masters. Nobody had ever believed he was the sharpest of his brothers, but after poking around with his fighting styles, he proved he was able to pin down Mega Man effortlessly.

Wood Man just wants everyone to leaf him alone until he can find the root of his problems. He said it was treemendous and he couldn't have any interference. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's a bit of a sap, but I wooden know.

Ice Man has always thought Fire Man needed to chill. There was snow need for any of his "flames of justice" business. When Fire Man had claimed Ice Man was evil, he didn't think it was very ice. In fact, he found it to be pretty cold.
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2013, 05:23:00 PM »
Use the turbo/nitro, man!
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2013, 08:57:13 PM »
Two powerful alien forces encountered each other in outer space. One of them challenged the other to a Duo.
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2013, 11:55:51 PM »
Someone find a joke that's not a pun, please. ._.
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2013, 12:16:47 AM »
It's just impossible to make one without a pun in it.

We can't deny that Iceman is the coolest guy in the world, you know.
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July 04, 2013, 07:01:49 AM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2013, 07:01:49 AM »
"So there's this guy claiming to be the king of the Sniper Joes."
"No way! He must be joking, right?"
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2013, 06:40:20 PM »
That... was actually pretty funny and above pun level.  :lol:
I'll fix that:
Just got off Light's Saxton Hale. Someone had Astro Crush from Eddie, died using it, and I picked it up and died. The same thing was happening to Gravity Hold. They kept getting passed around and the Hale died. I had to type "That CRUSHING defeat was OUT OF THIS WORLD!" It was so punny that nobody cared about the GRAVITY of the situation.
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