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July 04, 2013, 09:25:51 PM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2013, 09:25:51 PM »
Dr. Wily, Sigma and Dr. Weil walk into a bar. Unlike the others, Sigma doesn't receive any concussions due to the impact.
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July 05, 2013, 05:20:59 PM
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« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2013, 05:20:59 PM »
In a crowded bar full of MM3 Robot Masters, someone yells, "What's your horoscope?!?".

"It's Gemini, man!".

Sorry for the Pun.....k.
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July 05, 2013, 05:25:53 PM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2013, 05:25:53 PM »
Blaze Woman walks into a bar.

Inside the bar, Magma Man takes one look at her and says "Dude, she's hot!"

(...Meh.)
Hey! You don't like it, you don't have to read it.
(Boo.)
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July 06, 2013, 05:40:21 PM
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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2013, 05:40:21 PM »
Cut Man doesn't have to worry about queues because he always cuts in line.
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July 06, 2013, 09:28:15 PM
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« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2013, 09:28:15 PM »
And the lord said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...man".
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July 07, 2013, 12:52:37 PM
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« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2013, 12:52:37 PM »
In attempt to understand human recreation, Mega Man went to the beach to learn about surfing. A surfer pointed out to the water and said to him, "ride the wave, man."

Mega Man was last seen tying up a water-themed MM5 robot master and carrying him to the water.
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July 12, 2013, 02:24:25 PM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2013, 02:24:25 PM »
Splash Woman's shattering of the Robot Master glass ceiling in MM9 was devastating to Glass Man.
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July 12, 2013, 04:03:45 PM
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« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2013, 04:03:45 PM »
Recent rumors have suggested that Plug Man goes shopping at the outlet mall.
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July 12, 2013, 04:57:42 PM
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« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2013, 04:57:42 PM »
Bubbleman (to Burstman): "So, I heard they replaced me with someone that shoots explosive, flying versions of my weapon."

Burstman: "It's true. Don't mean to burst your bubble, man."
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July 16, 2013, 03:55:08 PM
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« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2013, 03:55:08 PM »
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Recent rumors have suggested that Plug Man goes shopping at the outlet mall.

Oh my god. That's a keeper.
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July 16, 2013, 04:01:11 PM
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« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2013, 04:01:11 PM »
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July 18, 2013, 02:12:14 AM
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« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2013, 02:12:14 AM »
I was gonna do a joke about Hardman's name, but they're so overused, and I think it'd be HARDLY fair for you guys to listen to another piece of JUNK joke that is like rotten WOOD.

(Terrible, I know)
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July 18, 2013, 02:15:48 AM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2013, 02:15:48 AM »
What's Top Man's favorite sports video game?

Top Spin, of course.
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July 22, 2013, 02:06:55 PM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2013, 02:06:55 PM »
I always knew Split Mushroom was a Fungi (fun guy).
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July 22, 2013, 07:32:37 PM
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Re: Megaman Joke Topic
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2013, 07:32:37 PM »
Quote from: "Rozark"
BaRockman Obama

BaRockMan Obama versus Mitt Wily.

I had to. I just... had too....

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