The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.

[*Alice]

I somehow managed to get a computer virus and there were no anti-virus programs for Linux in existance.

Nope, you're wrong!
I assume you never typed "virus scanner" into the software center's search box.

Although, you wouldn't ever need one, really.

[Galactan]

I had a dream a few nights ago where I was driving across a vast desert in an oldsmobile.  The sky was constantly changing color, and a bunch of parade floats were driving past me, full of dancing people.  This song was playing on the radio the whole time.

[MEGAMANX123]

This dream i had last night warning: weird and disturbing

So it starts off with me in a city i have never even been in before and then there is this weird flesh like creature who had been eating out peoples insides
from their mouth it was also going around the city's shops attacking more victims. Then me and the sniper (from team fortress 2) escape from the city in a truck.

I think i had this dream because of the fudge i ate around 4:00 or 5:00 i honestly don't know.

[Jatea]

i dreamed up somethings, fragmented as always

-It started out with me at some place that reminded me of my second elementary school, only if it were at the top of a hill. I think someone threw me upwards, and I flew for like 2 seconds (having actual wing-like things) before crashing down on the ground, rolling down the hill (and it was a pretty tall hill). On some sidewalk nearby, I kinda recognized some people from middle and high school.

-Then later, there was some small building on the top of some other hill, and I think I was part of a team that was tasked to break into the house. There were plenty of doors on the house, and we got inside, and I forgot exactly what happened after that. I think a rival team or 3 popped in, and then all four of our teams played either some tabletop rpg or backgammon, I forgot which

-And somewhere in between (or maybe even after) my old pal Noah messaged me on Steam, saying that he was sorry for being a jackass and that he had "reformed" or something, and it was all just so surreal. [Especially since the real Noah hasn't really wronged me in any way (besides fucking up an AP group project, but that's beside the point)]

[<geminibro>]

So, last night i had a dream where i was playing a megaman game, which was at a angled top-down perspective.

So, apparently i was in Pluto's stage, which was like a floating base similar to Wheel Gator's stage from Megaman X2, which was in Australia (Because in the dream it mentioned something about Steve Irwin), plus there was a robot dinosaur similar to Slash Man's midboss on the surface destroying things.

Then i was in the base, and there was a part at the end with junk, then next thing i remember, there's someone giving me pep talk about something.

That's all i remember.

[Ceridran]

I somehow managed to get a computer virus and there were no anti-virus programs for Linux in existance.

Nope, you're wrong!
I assume you never typed "virus scanner" into the software center's search box.

Although, you wouldn't ever need one, really.

Oh hey this post exists--
It was a dream, and anti-virus stopped existing in it.

[Beed28]

So I just woke up from a really weird dream. This is not the whole dream, but I recall one specific part right here:

My brother was playing what looked like an old DOS game on a computer in a downstairs hallway, and I was watching him. I can't really remember much, I think it was a side-scrolling platformer shooter rendered in EGA palette graphics, but at one point he lost all of his lives. He then got a cutscene made from several still images with small animations and speech bubbles, in which the hero was captured by the bad guy, and then several guys with machine guns came into the room, like a firing squad, to execute him. My brother warned me to get away from the computer fast, before running away into the living room, and I then I scrambled up the stairs that was behind the computer.

Then came one of the most seizure inducing Game Over screens in the history of mankind. Jesus christ.

I didn't see much of it from the top of the stairway, except the light from the computer screen flashing all the colours of the EGA palette at a rate of 8 Hz while playing a rumbling sound effect meant to resemble the machine guns firing. And this went on for half a minute! I don't think anyone would have wanted to be standing at the computer during that time. I understand why my brother urged me to get away. It makes Denn? Senshi Porygon look tame in comparison.

[coolcat7022]

Okay, that's crazy shit, there.

[skully]

For some reason 80% of my dreams HAS to be about Tsunami...
And if its not, and theres some sea, if i even THINK about the sea i get a Tsunami in the face.

[Red]

i had a dream where i went to the girls' bathroom instead of boys and then i found some big double neck bass outside the bathroom

it was nice

[TheDoc]

I had a dream that I got really irritated with my dog (I think he bit me or something), then proceeded to behead him with a butcher knife.

[Bokan]

A Dream youre falling through clouds without beeing able to see a distance.
The weird is, i love it + the impact on the ground that makes you cringle all over.
Well the moment you realize, that you are dreaming, you will ruin it  

[Ceridran]

Don't you love when you're playing Terraria and building a huge horizontal strip in a floating asteroid when suddenly boulders start falling and leaking into your building from every direction while you try to place 4x4 Heart Crystal Blocks in 20 individual sections?

[Ceridran]

Pennywise isn't actually a clown and is infact the new mayor. He is standing ontop a building with J. Geil, who is seriously worried about the handling of money. Cue J.Geil being tripped as he holds onto a stack of coins.
Pennywise points to Spongebob who sits upon a growing pile of coins.

What.

[Blutorus]

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The first thing I remember is two blobs face each other, one small, and another massive. The giant one proceeds to chase the smaller one, and eventually devours it. But the small one feels a sense of sorrow (don't ask how I know how or why), and a light shines inside the big blob. It eventually explodes, and then I find myself in my dad's truck. I'm back at the age of 13, and I'm playing on a Gameboy Advance SP, with my younger brother in the front seat. I don't pay attention to exactly what is happening, but it went along the lines of my dad stopped his truck so he wouldn't run over a squirrel. A few seconds after this happens, a policeman (or woman) gives my dad a ticket, and, strangely, hands me a piece of paper. The paper said:

"See you in court! Unfortunately, we only have ocean milk in prison.
-?‘¥œ???øøœ (The signature is unreadable)"

I gave her a blank look, and then she laughed and said she was only kidding and they had regular milk in prisons. In the process of 15 seconds, I found myself next to a GameStop in my house, on my computer. I went onto Google and typed "excellent lawyer" and clicked on the first thing that popped up. The page said that the lawyer would guarantee a 100% chance to help anyone that has to go to court for the cost of your soul. But I also notice a small text piece at the bottom that said "just kidding, it's really at the cost of a penny and two engagement rings." I actually can't remember anything that happened after this.

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