The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.

[Thunderono]

So last night I had one continous dream.

It started off with me finally getting to play the Battlefield 4 Beta, only to be forced to go to a family get-together.  During this event, some jet came by and bombed a nearby house.  It then proceeded to drop timebombs on the house I was in.  I ran for the room I'd left my 3DS in, only for it to have fallen through the floor.  Going downstairs, I discovered that the mangled remains of my 3DS had been turned into some kind of jelly-like substance.  When we got back home, my father revealed that we would be moving that same day.  By boat.  For some odd reason, Llama came with us.  During the trip, our boat passed through the Paracel Storm map from Battlefield 4.  Then we got to our new house, the realization of how drastically my life had changed hit me, and I cried for a while.  Llama vanished when we had got there.  And then I woke up, and I was really confused.

[<geminibro>]

I kinda remember having a recocurring dream about "Battletoads 2" for the NES. I don't remember much about it but, Level 1 was some sort of mothership where you had to fight limulus aliens and giant annelids. And also, i remember the boss of the stage, but it's really hard to remember what it looked like. I also remember one of it's attacks; which is firing these electrified spheres at you in a spreading pattern.

[Metallix]

So I have two to share. Bear with, these were vivid and I may go long with them. They are also kind of... uh... cracky. I'm not sure exactly what I ate to warrant such dreams.

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First dream: We (my family and I) lived in a post-apocalyptic world, where the earth had been devastated by an unknown event that caused the crust to crack open in ways it really shouldn't and forced a hell of a lot of magma up to the surface. We lived in a refugee camp of some kind in a makeshift wooden structure that looked exactly like our house. Our two-story/basement/five-bedroom house. Somehow it worked. There were also apparently grasslands nearby with all kinds of African animals... and multicolored bears. I don't know.

But the camp was full of little shacks and such populated by people that I knew, including people that I seemed to know in the dream, but actually don't IRL. Weird.

So we were frantically packing everything up all of a sudden, because apparently a lava flow was heading our way and the ground was becoming unstable. I noticed a herd of zebras or something nearby, and started talking to a freind about how the animals know when a disaster is coming and how they migrate.

Suddenly, my view changes to a cinematic montage of stampeding herds of elephants and lions and whatnot, and then the ground splits open in glorious flaming explodyness. I am suddenly riding a large, rainbow-colored bear alongside a small monkey, fleeing from the stampede, which is fleeing from the lava.

... Yeah. I have no idea what happened to everyone else.

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Dream #2 was a bit more sensical and cool in my opinion.

In the dream, there was a large metropolitan shopping center near where we lived. It was on the cutting edge of technology, with transport pods and restraunts with waiter robots and a really damn awesome monorail thing. It was lit up like Tokyo, with a bit of both Western and Eastern architecture in various places. It was pretty freaking awesome... but then there were Daleks.

Yes, Daleks. A butt-ton of Daleks and evil robots everywhere. They did their thing and started exterminating everything in sight, but no one could escape because of some kind of lockdown procedure that the center automatically used to defend itself. Me and a few of my friends were there, and managed to escape with my cat, who was also inexplicably there with us. Probably shopping for kitty sweaters.

Once we got out, we ran back toward my house, when something triggered the entire fucking place to explode in a glorious fireball of death. All around, there was debris falling and people screaming. People were actually getting splattered by huge chunks of debris that were thrown from the blast... and it was pretty damn gory.

Happy, happy, happy.

After the explosion and things settled down (with no sign of the Daleks, of course), we started searching for survivors in the rubble. It was literally a bloody mess. Bodies and robot heads everywhere, people crying and freaking the hell out. I go back into one part of the city that had some kind of card-holographic gaming arena (like... Yu-Gi-Oh or some shit), and amazingly, it was still intact. I was then challenged by some weird dude in a cloak to a match of some unnamable game that I apparently was really good at.

The game involved inserting chips with different characters (Robot Masters, creatures, anime things) into a board and watching them beat the living hell out of each other. I have no idea what this had to do with anything that happened before this, but I apparently won using Centaur Man and a kappa-thing. Which was somehow impressive.

So yeah. I don't know.

[Beed28]

Decided to repost these from the Toad Day thread because why not:

That reminds me of a nightmare back when I was very little. I was in my bedroom (which I shared with my two brothers) in my old house, sitting on my lower bunk bed when all of a sudden the scene froze, and this red screaming creature thing suddenly flew straight out of a wall and into my face (like something being zoomed in on). What happened next was some sort of epileptic light show (like when you die in Zelda II) and then I woke up.

I would like to point out that this was a very long time ago (from the 90's, in that area)so... ...the "red screaming creature thing" looked more like a NES sprite, to be honest.

[DarkAura]

I don't exactly know what to call it other than an alternate ending to that Disney-animated version of Alice in Wonderland.

Instead of being chased into awakening as the original did, Alice stated to the Queen of Hearts that all the impossible events that happened in her being in Wonderland are all superstition: card soldiers, talking doorknobs, injestibles that alter one's size, unbirthdays, those singing flowers, and even the White Rabbit. By simply saying such a thing, her surroundings started to twitch, as if she was in a simulation. Everyone in the courtroom grew in shock as they now realize that Alice knew Wonderland's weakness: like any imaginary world, it lives on the belief that such a world exists. By stating that such things in Wonderland and that said world are imaginary, it's existance as a whole started to teeter beween life and "un"life.

The Queen explains to Alice that she is the only person who believes in the existance of Wonderland ever since her childhood. How the entirety of Wonderland was in danger ever since her parents tried to shape her personality into one that was more formal and elegant. Unless she believes in Wonderland, there won't be anymore heads to off, no more "unbirthday" tea parties, no more planar kingdom to rule. Alice agreed that such a thing would be sad to lose forever, but she could care less. All she did in Wonderland was delve deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole, only out of curiosity of what the White Rabbit's purpose was. She thought that Wonderland was just a dream that molded itself to make it seem more like a nightmare at every step she took. And how they toyed with her emotions as she reaches her breaking point and desire to awaken back to the human world despite the lack of knowledge that Wonderland was a world created by a dream.

Alice exclaimed to everyone that, because of the negative actions that the denizens of Wonderland portrayed to her, that she'd rather forget it's existance and leave despite the consequence. The people tried to stop her from leaving, but Alice would not comply as she darted for the exit. As she stated her last goodbye, she disappeared into the woods, leaving everyone breaking down into tears as they await their entry into inexistance. Alice continued down the forst path until she came upon it's edge. Beyond it was nothing, but a purple night sky. "Dive into reality." was written on a sign near the path's end. Alice followed the written action and stood at the edge with her back towards the abyss. She spread her arms outward. Then fell backwards.

Falling...falling...into the darkness below. She looked upward by where she descended only to see that Wonderland's forme was that of a floating island. Near what seemed to be the end, the last thing she saw was the island disintegrating and dispersing into the endless sky. With the physical memory of Wonderland now gone forever, Alice closed her eyes and awaited into awakening.

And then the regular epilogue plays where her mother approaces the sleeping Alice and Dinah and calls her out of her slumber to excort back home.




What makes it more ominous, is that I had this dream a day or two before I suicided off of Smashbro's Mafia. I was driven by more than the lack of faith, but not the first I was driven by a dream.

[VGS2]

Literally just ten minutes ago I had a dream where I owned a private beach in my backyard, for some reason, and then large mitten crabs started invading and wanting to get near to me for some reason (they couldn't reach me if I stood on something).

And after I ran into the house, my mum told me not to be such a wuss and started letting one of the buggers eat her food, which it scooped up into its mouth really rapidly. Then it nuzzled up to my mum and chomped her hand with some giant fangs.

Guys, what's going on, I don't

[Beed28]

I just dreamed about a Castlevania: Symphony of the Night mod for Hexen.

The MIDI music rips sounded awful.

[Geno]

Weird dreams? You want weird dreams?

Pretty much EVERY dream I have could be considered weird.

Like one dream was about how I was kidnapped by someone who was preforming SCIENCE, and the only way I was able to get out was to go through a seemingly endless set of challenges based on memories of things I've seen.

Nonetheless, it is not fun being chased through a black void by a huge Fun is Infinite Sonic.

Another one was having to walk though an area filled with bootleg games. It may sound pretty stupid, but those things can really freak me out sometimes. (BONUS THING: When I say to my parents that I want the GB Mega Man games, I make sure to show pictures and explain that there are only 5 of them. I do NOT want to end up obtaining a "Rockman VIII")

One was a fight against all the MM8 bosses (I magically gained Mega Man's abilities there)

And another, weird one; I was thrown into a fight against the main character at one point of a webcomic I accidentally read (The only thing I will say about it is that now that I read it, I think have a pretty good grasp on the definition of "fanservice")

I said weird, because if by chance you actually know what webcomic AND what scene I'm talking about, you can tell why I specified it as weird.

By the way, I said endless because every time I have the dream, I never EVER get to the end. There's also a few different ones each time.

[ZeStopper]

Pretty much EVERY dream I have could be considered weird.

Damn gurl,

You got problems.

[Jatea]

So I still can't exactly remember what went on
And I can't remember whether it was all part of the same dream or not (because I wake up sometimes and then go back to sleep)

but anyways

so it was me with my regular school buddies
Except we were in some other school
and it looked more magical like Hogwarts or something
and uh the classes were weirder and that's all I can remember

and the next part involved me gruesomely murdering people
with blades
one of them was a switchneedle (instead of a knife blade, a medical injection needle thing popped out)
and after a while it got to a point where I just decided to stop killing
like I held the switchneedle up to this guy and then I just walked off

[ZeStopper]

I remember that in one dream a teacher tried to kill me because of my red sweats I was wearing.

[Geno]

Pretty much EVERY dream I have could be considered weird.

Damn gurl,

You got problems.

At least I never get into an "OH god, I can't tell if this is a dream or not!" situation. My dreams are too surreal for those situations to ever happen.
Anyway, I'd rather have it explained as me having a rather huge imagination, instead of me having problems.

Another dream, was for some reason, SCIENTISTS developed some sort of funky robot armour for people to use.

And the armours were modeled after Robot Masters for some reason.

I distinctly remember (for some reason) me and my two friends were too slow getting them, and there were three left. All three based on a certain insect themed RM. My two friends ended up getting Hornet Man and Sting Man armour. I ended up with (gee, guess what?) Honey Woman armour.
So we started making bee jokes, most centered around the phrase "the bee's knees".

[Russel]

Last night, I had a dream that someone hacked my computer...but it was in the type of environment gave them the option to spy on everything I did...it's hard for me to describe it...but...it seemed like they literally had full control over my entire life and not just some machine I have in my desk.

That person was revealed to be a friend of mine that I am working with in my internship.
I...have no idea what my life is doing anymore.

[Deviddo]

I frequently have dreams of being someone else entirely, right?  In this specific dream, which happened quite a long time ago, I dreamt I was some guy who was a social butterfly--or something.  You know what, maybe I was dreaming about myself, not too sure.  Anyway, I suppose I was taking a bus trip with the rest of my school to this mountainside resort, or it might have been the school and the dorms themselves, not too sure.  The point being, as soon as we got there something really weird happened as early as the first day.

As soon as I left my dorm and came back, my roommate was replaced by a marble-ish, stone-ish statue of himself.  I thought that was weird and went to go report it to one of the staff--that my roommate just sort of up and disappeared--and the staff within their respective areas has the same issue--turned to stone.

Overtime, the police arrived--for some reason--and when I told them what had happened, they didn't believe me, and suspected that since I was virtually the only one left, with no one else seeming to be around, that I had been behind this as some sort of kidnapping.  I ended up bolting for the woods in the mountain, heading down the path, and they gave pursuit.  I ran for minutes upon minutes before losing my footing and stumbling and slamming straight into a cabin, with which the police held me at gunpoint.  I stood up and raised my hands before my head, but no long before one of them suddenly turned into that stoney texture I mentioned earlier.  His buddy started freaking out and I asking if he believed me now, which he didn't, instead calling me a monster and getting ready to fire at me.

Luckily, he turned to stone as well.  But I didn't celebrate or anything, because if they were turning to stone, whatever it was was nearby.  Two students had come into the cabin some time later after I stopped freaking out and panicking, apparently they believed me and wondered if I was okay and whatnot.  We started walking back through the woods and I voiced my thoughts aloud wondering what class they were with, as I didn't recognize their uniforms and such.  They claimed to have been on one of the earlier buses and for some reason I was still suspicious.  I asked them why it was they believed me and weren't turned to stone themselves, they said they didn't see me as the type to pull off something like this, and that they figured they were just lucky.

I stopped walking and inquired further, telling them that in this situation, it'd be normal to not believe me unless the others knew something--I immediately retracted my statement as just wanting to know what was going on and hoping they knew something, because I was scared.  They  stopped for a few moments without saying anything.  I got closer to ask if maybe I had offended them, and if I did, I was sorry.  They flipped around, with horrific expressions on my face, saying that they indeed were hurt, seeing as how I had forgotten everything about them.

The thing is, I had never seen these two my entire life.

They stated their plans, which were apparently to turn everyone up here to stone using their ability, and just sort of keep me here with them and live uh, happily for the rest of our lives.  This doesn't need saying, but I was incredibly unnerved now.

Again, I bolted down the woods, this time keeping my footing.  When I looked behind me however, they were catching up fast with some sort of superhuman speed and I could barely piece together what was going on as I didn't believe in this superhuman crap.  Eventually they tackled and pinned me to the ground and said that if I refused to just happily live with them up there, they were sure a stone version of me wouldn't mind.

Their eyes shone once again.


I woke up in my bed after the dream wondering what in the world triggered that.

[Jman]

A few nights back, I dreamt that I went back home for the holidays and got my job back at the supermarket. I remember going back through training and everything, but that's when the dream quickly fell apart. Captain Olimar then came along and interrupted everything with his spaceship, and warned everybody that the manager stole a precious meteorite, and was not to be trusted. We found said meteorite, only for it to be molten hot to the touch. Then Ox Ford from soul eater came along and zapped someone in the butt with "lightning king". I then woke up, wondering wtf just happened, then realized I overslept.

Also, a weird tendency I noticed in my dreams. I noticed that if I get into a fight with somebody, my dreams force me to lose. Even if I knock them out, mortally wound them, or even kill them, they'll get right back up, regenerate, or just ignore my hits entirely. One guy even magically transformed into a dragon after I knocked him out in a pointless fist fight.