The UNOFFICAL Weird Dreams Thread.

[Beed28]

Last night, I dreamt of a level editor for Jill of the Jungle, an old platformer for DOS which I haven't touched in a long, long time. What makes this even more weird is that said game didn't have a public level editor like ZZT (another DOS game made by the same developers) did.

[Tengu]

Last night I had a dream that I went to jail for cutting in line at a McDonalds. When I got put in my cell, there was a 7 foot tall hairy dude with blue skin sitting next to me and I said "Hi who are you?" And they said

"My name is Stardroid Venus."

I then woke up with a bloody nose. I am thoroughly creeped out.

[*Alice]

I had a weird dream last night.
Unfortunately the sort of kind of funny in a weird way strange part of it isn't exactly suitable for being posted too openly.

Let' just say that having a former classmate that you haven't seen for two years and never really were friends with suddenly appear in one of your dreams is kind of weird.
Hanging around with her and suddenly some video game character that I am using as my avatar invading (like, really. The way she suddenly appeared is just really really something that can only be described as invading) is just ... WHY.
... but the weirdest thing are the circumstances inside the dream. Everything is sort of 99% normal until one part.

[doofusroad]

I had a rather odd one last night.

So, I decided to sit down and watch two Powerpuff Girls episodes.

It seemed normal at first, until I saw the intro.

The intro was a parody of the Simpsons intro! I even saw Maggie and Grandpa Simpson in it!

It got even crazier. The bad guys of the first episode were Kamek and Bowser from Super Mario Bros and the second's evildoers were none other than the Pokemon anime's Team Rocket!

And then I woke up.


Bummer.

[Azure Sky]

I had a dream that I found a puppy in a cardboard box alone in the cold. I decided to pick him up and take him home with me but after about an "hour" of caring for him and playing with him, the guy that originally owned the puppy barged into my house and challenged me to a samurai duel for stealing his puppy (since apparently he left a sign next to the cardboard box the puppy was in that read "Be back in 30".) I ended up slicing the guy's arm off and then impaling him and living happily ever after with the puppy.

[-FiniteZero-]

I had this dream about the end of the world... from the perspective of some guy who doesn't even notice.

First, he's walking to the supermarket while texting on his phone, with HUGE tidal waves in the background, then when he's there there's an earthquake, and when he finally walks out to go home, an airplane crashes.

At this point I wake up. This was the tail end of my dreaming period, but I don't remember anything that came before it.

[doofusroad]

Last night I had a dream. It was fuzzy, as the only things I remember were things like a sprite sequel of the Kirby Anime, a bonus mode in WarioWare: Twisted, and some show that had a part about delivering something and a part that had Patrick Star (from spongebob) being chased by an angry mob.

[Ceridran]

Oh right this was like nights ago and this is the only thing I remember..

There was something about an Escourier Knight, whatever that is. Not Esquire. Escourier.

[BlackLusterKoon]

I've had a couple of weird dreams. The best one I ever had was one where I was driving with my sister. It all started when my sister, my mother, and I stopped at a gas station and my mom got out of the car. All of a sudden, the car started moving and next thing I know we left my mom at the gas station and we were driving on the New Jersey Turnpike! Weird part was that nobody was in the driver's seat. So, either my sister was controlling the car with mind control, my sister was controlling the car with her legs, or there was an invisible person in the front seat. The other weird part was that my sister was smoking (which she doesn't) in the car. She had a pack of gold Marlboro's and a purple Tinker Bell lighter. It was a really fun dream and I want to have it again! ^_^

[Galactan]

I recently had a dream where I was subjected to torture from the six Bohrok-Kal.  I died after Nuhvok-Kal crushed me into a pancake.  The weird part is that I hadn't really thought about Bionicle in a couple of years.

[Ceridran]

I recently had a dream where I was subjected to torture from the six Bohrok-Kal.  I died after Nuhvok-Kal crushed me into a pancake.  The weird part is that I hadn't really thought about Bionicle in a couple of years.

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you just got owned son

[Dr. Crasger]

I had a dream that the secrets of the Universe and Nature were in this audio recording, narrated by a soothing and strange voice. And then, I had a flashback. Most of what happened in that flashback was strange as it showed me living somewhere else, and having a sister. Some old kook apparently got the sister, and proclaimed that she was the second coming of Christ.

I often get lost in my dreams, in a strange building that resembles your average office, store, school, etc. But they often have distortions and anomalies. Which gets me lost all the time. Rarely with a group of people. Often on my own.

I forgot how I came across the audio recording, most of that dream I remember vaguely.
But as time passed, I forgot more and more parts of that dream.

[Laggy Blazko]

I had a dream where the Zandronum forums were a restaurant and a theatre.
Next to a cementery.
In the middle of nowhere.
And everytime someone is banned he/she/it is actually killed.

[Beed28]

Okay, I had a really weird dream last night. I'll try and recall what I remember.

In the first part of the dream (or second, I can't remember which way round), I was looking around YouTube, and discovered someone did a playthrough of Minecraft using my Jelly World shader I created for the GLSL Shaders mod. The playthrough was... interesting. The world he was playing through was "linear", as in a strip of land with a massive void on either side. And then the game switched to a 2D perspective as he went down into a tunnel, and here's where I lost it; he started flying as if he was in Creative Mode and then, as he left the tunnel into a void, he started fighting a boss that looked like it came from a 2D shoot-em-up game like Gradius or R-Type!!! Even better, the characters weren't wobbling anymore, as my shader even made the mobs and players wobble in mid-air.

And then in the other part, I was at a friend's house, and I discovered a secret passage somewhere upstairs that led to an elevator that went down into some sort of underground tomb place. We went through the tomb, trying to keep out of sight of the whale that guarded the place(!). We reached the end of the tomb and ended up outside, and then we noticed Akuma walking out of the tomb from the exit we came out of, who then went up and gave me a hug(!!!).

[Dr. Crasger]

I had a really REALLY weird dream recently.
I was gonna ride a bus, but there was no more space. So I just stood in front of the entrance, but then it started to move. I clung onto the roof of the bus, and for the rest of the kind of long trip, I was clinging on for dear life to the bus, trying not to fall off. When the bus finally stopped, the driver called me to talk to him.

He looked strange and monstrous, he was rather small. His eyes were small and beady, quite weird and unrealistic. His face was covered in boils and was rashy and red. He told me not to do that again.
That's where the dream ends.

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