Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Smash Still Worst]

[Tengu]

Smash did say not to get offended while playing this.


Alice broke the rules.

[Galactan]

Wait now she's leaving the site.

Does she automatically die right now, or do we wait until the end of the day?

[Magnet Dood]

I guess since alice died

I'll just abstain

Because yeah

-novote

[Korby]

-novote

I was only voting for Magnet Dood because he voted for someone.

[Russel]

No vote

too early for any kind of speculation on Team CrackHack.

[ZeStopper]

Oh hey, Alice did it again.
+downvote=-novote

[Laggy Blazko]

Welp, I guess i should change my vote or something...
+vote Kenkoru because he said he didn't like his role.

[Accel]

Vote: Laggy Blazko for voting for a dead player.

[Hallan Parva]

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[9/11/2013 11:06:51 PM] Obelisk: http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic ... &start=200
[9/11/2013 11:08:10 PM] Kenkoru: LOL!
[9/11/2013 11:08:10 PM] Mendez: OB NOOO
[9/11/2013 11:08:10 PM] Mendez: YOU DIED
[9/11/2013 11:08:18 PM] Obelisk: MY BADASS RANK!
[9/11/2013 11:08:19 PM] Obelisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
[9/11/2013 11:08:22 PM] Mendez: YOUR STEAM CLOUD SAVE
[9/11/2013 11:08:27 PM] Mendez: IT'S CORRUPTED YOUR GAME
[9/11/2013 11:08:36 PM] Mendez: NOW YOU'RE BACK TO LEVEL 14
[9/11/2013 11:08:45 PM] Obelisk: ALL OF MY HARD WORK
[9/11/2013 11:08:52 PM] Obelisk: OMG
[9/11/2013 11:08:52 PM] Mendez: GONE
[9/11/2013 11:09:07 PM] Obelisk: I THINK IM GONNA GO AHEAD AND
[9/11/2013 11:09:09 PM] Obelisk: BUY HOTLINE MIAMI

okay guys
I just literally came back just now but

wow

I'm gonna have to figure out a way to salvage this one




more than likely Alice will soak up the damage and Watzup's going to get a new role
but still

holy fucking shit, what HAPPENED even

[Hallan Parva]

Alright. So.


first of all holy shit on a sandwich Batman what is WRONG with you

first rule of mafia
NEVER FLIP ON TURN 1

second rule of mafia
NEVER FUCKING FLIP ON THE FIRST TURN OF THE GAME



Okay I got that out of my system so now let's talk gameplay.

Obviously what Alice did is not good for the game. Partly because now she has to get mod-killed by The Ghost of Hubert and I really didn't feel like performing necromancy this early in the game. Poor Hubert. Also partly because now Watzup potentially has this huge fucking target on his back from CrackHack's side of things. Or the Cutopian Guard's side of things, depending on how people interpret his Actor Card's abilities.

SO. HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

Watzup is going to get Super Armor for a while. Basically this makes him invincible to everything ever because it's not his fault Alice decided to go apeshit. He's also going to take over the Joseph Collins Actor Card, which was going to be flipped when the thread hit at least 10 votes (or players abstaining from votes). Whoever used to have Joseph Collins will get a brand-new card made from scratch, just for them. To give me time to balance the new role, that mystery player will be immune from everything until Turn 2 so don't even bother. The Obelisk card will be added to the list of revival roles (as you get a brand-new role if you are revived by someone) and possibly given a new Alignment to keep things fresh, and the DarkAura card has... special plans. I'll reveal those later, but for now consider it removed from the game.

SADDLE UP, HOSS. LET'S GET TO RIDIN'.

"But wait, Smash!" you might be thinking. "What about the Day Phase? Do we start over? Does it cut straight to the Night Phase where CrackHack can punch us all in the virtual nutsacks?" To keep things fair, I'm considering this rocket to be a scrub launch. Votes already cast will be ignored, so basically we're all on a clean slate as of this post. If you've already used an ability, I'll consider it to be still in effect, but if you changed your mind send me a Cutmail and I'll be happy to undo the effects of that ability. If you don't say anything, though, consider it still in play.

Sound fair? I think it sounds fair.

Also, I'm extending the time on this Day Phase so everyone knows of the change. Because timezones.

[JaxOf7]

As much as I would love to pretend Alice overall didn't happen...
FIVE people tried to vote her on DAY ONE.

1. Korby EDIT: no
2. Laggy
3. Mendez
4. Spikeboy
5. Tengu

There is no way all these people are townies.

But, as far as role information goes, I think we pretty much are safe to forget Alice.

[Rozark]

As much as I would love to pretend Alice overall didn't happen...
FIVE people tried to vote her on DAY ONE.

1. Korby
2. Laggy
3. Mendez
4. Spikeboy
5. Tengu

There is no way all these people are townies.

But, as far as role information goes, I think we pretty much are safe to forget Alice.

Oh cool there's leads now
That's always fun

[Ceridran]

Scratch off Korby, he never voted Alice.

[DarkAura]

-No Vote

[Tengu]

To be honest, I only voted her because earlier in the thread she was so insistent on it.