Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Smash Still Worst]

[Ceridran]

Normally
I would vote for one of the dudes jumping on the obvious Mendez band wagon.

But instead
I think we should start slapping inactive people. They are unhelpful and suspicious.

King Dumb
KirbySonic
CHAOS_FANTAZY
Hilman
Yellow Devil

JaxOf7 - wait, what, no.

+vote King Dumb

Also also, we should try to focus on lynching at least 2 individuals during the day due to the negative damage that keeps happening to 1 person at a time and so we still kill a prime suspect.

If KD has an ability that he gets extra power points or something for not posting (Similar to to the flipped Obelisk role except that's for not being voted) then that might explain something.

What's all this about Mendez? I see he's made quite a target of himself. I also see he's not trying very hard to defend himself... hrm... Are there any other recent infractions, beyond his poor reasoning?

He's shown suspicious signs throughout the game.

[Hilman170499]

+Vote Mendez

[Magikarp]

rip mendez

[Thunderono]

I'm going to refrain from staring at ye olde cherry for a bit

+vote mendead

[Mendez]

Smash isn't gonna post this, so I figure I'd do it myself.
GG me, no re.

[xColdxFusionx]

...Oh, we're voting for someone suspicious? About time!
!Vote Mendez for maximum face-punching!
...This is probably overkill. I don't really care.

[Max]

At this point I don't even expect Smash to update

It's that bad

[Beed28]

Day 6

And thus, we voted off Mendez with overwhelming opposition.
His role in the end turned out to be in fact-- TO BE CONTINUED

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[Balrog]

At this point I don't even expect Smash to update

It's that bad

So bad that it has caused me to rise from the grave to haunt the living! woooooooo

Seriously Smash, what the heck is going on here.

Also, one more piece of mockery tribute for Mendez:

[Ceridran]

Can I try too

we're not doing anything no offense is even intended

At least the following is remotely relevant to Mendez.

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Walt picks up his ringing phone, and begins to lead the conversation.

Wonderful.

It's like a mini-random videos thread, except only when Smash doesn't update.

[Mendez]

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We Breaking Bad now.

[Hallan Parva]

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

A hideous scream pierced through the plaza, destroying any and all conversation in an instant.

Mendez was gripping at his face, shaking on the ground.

"I can't... I can't! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!"
"Whoa, what the hell?" Charles frowned. "Are you okay, Mendez?"
He shrieked. "DoNt CaLL mE thAt HiDEouS NaMe!!"
"He's totes freakin' out," Magikarp said. "Baloobs, even."
Misdreavus raised an eyebrow. "Is that even English?"
"Maybe the stress got to him?" Spikeboy said. "I mean, Alice and DarkAura already gave up..."
"Maybe he just needs a good old-fashioned spanking." Gumballtoid had an evil grin on his face.
Jax cocked his head to the side. "Is that true, Mendez? Do you need a quick slap on the ass?"

It was no use, though. Mendez just kept freaking out, only noticing when his name was mentioned, and in those cases, shrieking extra loud. Baloobs, even.

"I give up," Galactan said as he slumped to the ground, taking a seat. "It's like trying to talk to a brick wall."
"Or to Chuggaa," Thunder Electros snickered.
Hilman tightened his gloves. "I guess we have to beat some sense into him?"
Charles pulled out his broadsword, gripping it solidly with both hands. "I guess there's no other choice."

A good swarm of players rushed Mendez from nearly every direction, all using their signature fighting styles. Korby juggled him with magic blasts; Rozark whipped it, he whipped it good; Llama rushed him down with a triple punch combo, chaining into a straight-arm jab; Lego shot sparks of magic which exploded into items for the others; Charles scooped him up in the air with his giant blade, then used an overhead attack to slam him back to earth; TGOT just bashed him over and over with his scepter; Venus just stood to the side and laughed, because that was really the only thing she was good for.

Mendez was sparking and cracking from the insane amount of damage taken.

"One more hit ought to do it," Charles said, resting his broadsword on the ground.
Mendez' voice cracked sickeningly. "ThiS HiDEouS ouTeR sKIn... ReLEasInG ItS gRaSP oN my MiNd..."
"Aw, shut up already!" Jax kicked what was remaining of Mendez in the face, causing him to explode into energy.
Beed turned away from the sight. "Gross."

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CrackHack temporary headquarters.

Lament was seething with rage.

"What the HELL has gotten into them!?" He pounded the table. Traitors and spies, the lot of them. How could he be so foolish as to trust them with such an important plan? Wait... the plan. The disguises were imperfect and he knew that, but... to think the others would have such difficulty in using this technology. How could he be so blind? As he thought back, all the signs were in front of him...

"For the love of... There we go. Now you're completely in-tune with your Actor Card."

"What am I saying? It's as if I've taken over DarkAura's persona by staying here on the island."

"I... I don't know! It's like... my disguise is taking over... like I'm starting to become Cutopian!"

"NO! I won't have it!" Lament flipped the table over out of pure anger. Somehow, the disguises retained the souls, the persona of their image, suppressing -- or in some cases, overwriting -- the original target whose data was recorded by the Actor Card. The abilities, the roles... somehow they had turned into the secondary. It was as if the other members weren't in control anymore, like they were characters in some game, their roles being played out by other people. Lament feared he, too, would become the puppet of his disguise's soul...

"It won't happen! It can't!" Lament's steely voice was cold enough to freeze-dry space food. He rubbed his temples, trying to think of a way to work around this new problem. "... I won't let such a flaw get in the way of my revenge."



"Even if it means destroying the others with them..."

The results are in!

Mendez: 30
Zerokk Ceridran: 2
King Dumb: 3
Beed28: -19
Ivory: 1


Record of the Fallen

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Mr. Shadow (CrackHack Berserker)
Played by: Mendez

"hey all your cutstuff can fuk itslef"


Active Special: oh
During the Day Phase, you can make a post in the game thread with a blank subject header and only containing the word "oh". If you do, your vote deals 2 extra points of damage to Townie players. This ability can only be used once per Turn.

Active Special: And I Must Scream
During the Night Phase, you can target any player, not including yourself. You will then scream to that player. Very loudly. Right in the ears. This will more than likely deafen that player, delaying them from receiving information for an entire Turn. This includes, but is not limited to, results of scanning players, confirmations from using abilities, or upates for transforming abilities. However, if you scream at a Cutopian, you will more than likely promptly get kicked in the face and die. Tough luck.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

TURN 6 ~ NIGHT PHASE
(Success... ? The First Attack On CrackHack!!)

[LlamaHombre]

SON OF A
YOU MEAN THIS COULD'VE HAPPENED ON THE FIRST DAY AND IT DIDN'T
WOW
WHATEVER

At least we're gaining momentum.
Good work though Lego, weren't you the one who predicted the whole "oh" thing?

[Thunderono]

"Or to Chuggaa," Thunder Electros snickered.

I laughed

[Russel]

Record of the Fallen

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Mr. Shadow (CrackHack Berserker)
Played by: Mendez

I told you.

I fucking told you.

Anyway, odd numbered damages...curious.