Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Smash Still Worst]

[Balrog]

Aaand I could have spotted this if I hadn't been killed on Turn 1. (My role detected damage-increasing abilities, so I could have made a definitive link between "oh" and bonus damage.)

Also, considering all the sex stuff that's been happening in the story blurbs I wouldn't be surprised if whoever holds the Balrog card (assuming it isn't an NPC) is the main antagonist for the story. (That would be pretty lame though, to be honest.)

wooooooo

[Gumballtoid]

"Or to Chuggaa," Thunder Electros snickered.

I chuckled.

Venus just stood to the side and laughed, because that was really the only thing she was good for.

I laughed more.

Mr. Shadow (CrackHack Berserker)
Played by: Mendez

I fucking melted.

[Captain Barlowe]

That explains why my ability was "locked down". Thanks Mendez.
Lesson learned, start doing things earlier.

[Ceridran]

I just realized.

We found out a Crackhack member simply because earlier, I had no idea what to do.[/u]

[Jatea]

Quick Zerokk

Lose your mind some more so you can select the next Mafia member

[Galactan]

I think Mendez was somewhat suicidal

[Magikarp]

"He's totes freakin' out," Magikarp said. "Baloobs, even."

I don't talk like that

[Mendez]

I think Mendez was somewhat suicidal

Yeah, pretty much. I was feeling kind of sorry for all the townies after six straight turns without a mafia kill. When your team hits four out of four guards in the first four turns, you start feeling a bit bad for the other team. Also, I knew that everyone's suspicion of me would finally escalate, so I figured that I would just, as THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE EVER WHO TOTES DIDN'T DIE BEFORE I DID put it, "scrub out". I left a bunch of lies on the Skype chat for them to eat up, and I said my goodbyes to all my mafia members.

It was a lot of fun being in the mafia, and I don't plan to play another mafia game unless I'm a mafia member. All the late nights spent conspiring against guards, evading death countless times, watching all the people who suspected me die out or go insane, it was just fun. I definitely believe the mafia will carry on to victory, but I still can't count the townies out.

Also, a fun fact: I picked OrangeMario's method of death (garbage), since the mafia agreed on letting each member kill off one guard in their own special fashion. This song was supposed to accompany the post announcing OrangeMario's death, but I guess Smash was too busy being a lazy peus. Or too busy "pokeymanning".

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Good luck townies, because you took out the only obvious mafia lead you'll ever get. From here on out, you gotta act fast, because the clock's ticking.

[Hilman170499]

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Looks like luck has struck us. Let's hope it will stay with us until the Mafia has been wiped out. Let's do this!

[Balrog]

Turn 6

still dead

Smash still doesn't update on time

wooooooooo

[Ceridran]

Night 6

Rozark still hasn't voted even once

[Rozark]

I've already explained I've been busy for the past few weeks ignoring everything, including this.

Also Zerokk, pointing random fingers at people isn't fun.

Assuming you have random fingers.

Now let me go back to figuring out who's what with this handy dandy notebook I have, because quite frankly despite the one lucky CrackHack kill I still find it hard to trust anyone.

[Ceridran]

I'm not saying it's a reason to vote you off.

The last time Chaos_Fantazy voted in a mafia game was Mafia X2, but he has abstained once here. That's not even a reason to vote somebody off, either.

[Balrog]

Didn't someone say that the probable reason why the mafia members weren't dying was because they weren't voting and therefore are not arousing suspicion?

[Spikeboy]

Dunno if this would be useful, but Mendex voted four times or so.