Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Smash Still Worst]

[MasterXman]

+Dethrone King Dumb

[Galaxy Sisbro]

+RIP King Dumb

[Gumballtoid]

+Shrek King Dumb

[Magikarp]

+vote King Dumb

ehhhh fuck it bandwagons are ok sometimes

rip

[Accel]

So KD's dead, probably.  He does have a point about how aggressive Magnet Dood was being.
So uh
Cointoss says Punch KD

This is worth keeping in mind. Mags stands out in my mind.

I'd like to see KD's flip first. Vote: KingDumb

[Magnet Dood]

In the effort of self-preservation (although it seems pretty frivolous) , I also vote for King Dumb.

[Hallan Parva]

oh hey
Freeman reminded me that forum games exist


really ghetto cutoff point placeholder post wooooo
update rollin' in soon

[Ceridran]

spoiler alert

KD is a tawnyia bomb man

ABLATEES: ASPLODE: You die, everybody else dies
we all die gg no re

KEEL YOSELF: You die. Triggers ASPLODE.

this is not canon

[Beed28]

Day 7

King Dumb is about to be dethroned.
If he turned out to literally be the leader (spoiler: he didn't) I will seriously be laughing my head off.

End log

[Ivory]

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King Dumb panicked, he looked left and right as the crowd slowly gathered.

"Please! It wasn't me! It was obvious that the target CrackHack went after didn't die. Then Jax somehow got himself involved and killed! It's right in front of you! Don't you see it? Now let's think about someone who is a suspect, like Magnet Do-" King Dumb got interrupted.

Korby stepped forward for the first time in a while and spoke.
"I don't believe that for a second, you did kill Jax because you are in CrackHack." Korby spoke with reassurance.

Korby's words soon brings more people to the scene.
"I'll follow thunder's logic" Lego adds in.
"You are all blind to the truth! CrackHack didn't target Jax, can't you see this? The storyblurb makes it obvious. The initial target got away and Jax somehow became the target. Anyone who has been silent is just as much a-" KD finds himself interrupted again.
"I am sorry, but I can not let such nonsense stay uncorrected.
One of the people that were voted for during the last day phase was Mafia, you were one of them.
There is indeed something pointing towards you.

And for the love of god, people, learn to READ.
I fully understand why Darkaura abandoned this mafia." *Alice began to spoke before being punched in the face with an account disable (by user request) hammer.

"Alice, you are dead. Dead people don't talk" Ivory speaks with an annoyed tense.
"Well, since I spoke up, might as well toss my two cents in. KingDumb is trying to shift blame to MagnetDood, a person who was only actively suspected by one person, Lego. And Lego dropped the issue regarding Dood days ago." Ivory then adds in.
"This is all starting to make too much sense" Llama says as he becomes convinced to raise his weapons against King Dumb.

Very soon, more people showed up with the intention of punching the former king in the face. Soon most of the people in the game have surrounded the poor King Dumb... but nothing was happening?

"Hey, Smash! When does day phase end?" Someone finally speaks up.

No answer, the island is devoid of Smash's presence entirely...

"Come on everyone, just be patient. I'm sure Smash will get back here as soon as he can" Someone in the crowd answered.

And so everyone waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited. Yet no sign of Smash or any update. Aside from Smash poking his head out of his door once to say that an update was "soon". So everyone waited some more... very soon.

"I'm legitimately mad now!" Max spoke up in anger.
"This mafia started on Sept 12. Had Smash updated every day, we would of been on Day 7 two weeks ago. That's two weeks of lost time!" Max continues his little speech.
"You know... I was waiting patiently just fine before you brought that up. But yes, that is a perfectly good point. We've been waiting days for an update! I'm kinda ticked off now. Let's go bug Smash to update." Ivory adds in.
"Even I'm getting tired of this." The normally patient Korby speaks up.

Co-Manager Freeman decides that he will go see what his boss was up to. So he checks and quickly finds out that Smash wouldn't talk to him either. Freeman returns and shrugs his shoulders.

"You know what, let's go beat up Smash for being a lazy mafia host." Ivory speaks in utter anger.
"Yes! Down with Smash!" The mob takes form and heads down to Smash's office.

The door bursts open and SmashBro quickly shuffles around in his chair and then turns around and faces the crowd.
"Hey guys! I'm busy right now, how about you come back later and I'll have an update ready" Smash says with a smile.
"Yeah, we're tired of this crap. You would probably pokemanning again. We're going to kill you instead." Ivory retorts.
"Come on guys-" Smash starts to panic as the mob surrounds him.

Parts of the mob holds down Smash as the rest of them punch him, kick him and all other manners of a beat down. Ivory, Korby and Llama then take positions.
"You shall meet the fury of three staff members! Begone you vile mafia host!" The three shouts at SmashBro.

The three of them combine their powers to turn Ivory's ban hammer into a super massive version that takes all 3 of them to wield. The rest of the crowd quickly runs off, leaving Smash by himself. Smash looks up in fear as the hammer comes down, creating a massive crater that destroys a good portion of Mafia Island. As the dust settles...
"Did we get him?" Llama scans the area.
"I think so." Korby is confident in their abilities.
"My scanners indicate that Smash was banned so hard that he ceased to exist." Ivory confirms the situation for everyone else.
"So now what? We lack a host now." murmors Ceridran.
"I think we can all say that we are the winners of this game. Smash was the true head of CrackHack, trying to create chaos and disruption by keeping the game stalled." Ivory smiled and gave a thumbs up.

With that in mind, the townies, remaining independents, cutopian guards and crackhack members became the best of friends and went back to the mainland for a new life and mafia game without SmashBroPlusB.

The End.

The results are in!

SmashBroPlusB: Overkilled


Record of the Fallen

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Director SmashBroPlusB (Manager)
Played by:  SmashBroPlusB

Hey, I had this great idea of hosting a 40 person mafia! But I don't know if I can commit myself to updating on a regular schedule... Oh well.


Active Special: Mod Kill
During any phase, you may kill any number of players. Be careful! Killing Ivory, Korby or Llama could result in you being punched in the face with some kind of forum ban.

Active Special: Pokemanning
During any phase, you may spend any number of Bad Host Tokens to delay the game by "pokemanning". The amount of days delayed vary by the amount of tokens you spend.

Passive Special: Update "soon"!
Every phase, you have a 70% chance at not updating the game. If the game is delayed, then come next phase, this special will activate again. If you successfully delay for 2+ phases, you earn a bad host token.

Passive Special: Ignored!
If anyone tries to talk to you about mafia, you have a 90% chance of ignoring them entirely. You earn a bad host token for every 5 successful ignores. You also earn a bad host token if you ignore your own co-manager, Freeman even once.

Mission: Piss off everyone in the game by delaying updates!

Game Over
(SUCCESS! EVERYONE IS A WINNER!)(except for those who died...)

[Hallan Parva]

alright here's what we're gonna do

Basically my computer decided to finger itself so I am literally typing this out on my 3DS. God does it suck. This also means I can't copy/paste so there's no fancy formatting this time. A proper "update" will be posted along the Night Phase so considerbthis to be filler for now.

Basicall a bunc of dudes walked up to King Dumb and punched him in the face. He didn't havw a shield or anything so he died. Woo.


Votes
Magnet Dood: 2
King Dumb: A lot. I'll have an exact count in the double ubdate.
Beed28: -19
Ceridran: 2


hey so I can'y Ctrl+V so have an approximation

King Dumb was playing as DoomThroughDoom aka TerrorSphere, the CrackHack... Prankster? I think so. Anyway his acive made a target player reveal their sexual fantasy. This was based on their Actor Card which explains why some were a bir strange. He also had a passive that had a 25% chance of giving him the Alignment or Job Class of anyone who targeted CrackHack with a non-vote ability.


It's Night Phase now so use abilities and send PMs. My comp should be fixed soon (my dad's work has a comp servicing team that's pretty darn good) so just continue as normal.

Thanks, sorry for the delays. Also the 3DS keyboard sucks ass.



NINJA EDIT: wow ok real cool there

mind deleting that crap, honey? thanks babe



EDIT 2: wow this is awful

apparently the 3DS has a max character limit so I can't edit the front page without nuking half of the post there

could a mod change the thread name to say Night instead of Day

thanks again

[LlamaHombre]

Got you covered.

Neat to see that we're still on a roll.

[Ceridran]

DarkAura quits due to no CrackHack kills for many turns in a row. Proceed to finish off two CrackHack members in a row.

[Thunderono]

Day 7 log

I killed a mafia member
Whoo
I'm probably going to die tonight
Double whoo

End log

[Gumballtoid]

Day 7

Smash finally took action and a CrackHack member was slain
Pansage and I have resorted to eating cockroaches to stay alive

End log