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Who do you think will win?

Townies (normal)
4 (10.5%)
Cutopian Guards (heroes)
9 (23.7%)
Team CrackHack (mafia)
10 (26.3%)
Neutral (lol)
15 (39.5%)

Total Members Voted: 26

Voting closed: September 10, 2013, 02:07:58 AM

Author Topic: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Smash Still Worst]  (Read 80611 times)

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October 10, 2013, 09:39:24 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #555 on: October 10, 2013, 09:39:24 PM »
Hm. Well, there we go.

October 11, 2013, 01:24:27 AM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #556 on: October 11, 2013, 01:24:27 AM »
Night 7

Ivory still hasn't deleted that post
What the hell

October 11, 2013, 01:38:41 AM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #557 on: October 11, 2013, 01:38:41 AM »
I'm not going to delete that post.

After all:
Quote from: "Smash's Rules"
Everything here is parody and you will probably become slightly offended during the course of the game. It's all in good fun so put on your best sportsmanship face and laugh with the rest of us. Unless you had to pawn your sportsmanship face for food, in which case wear your Ghastly Gibus instead.

Smash is being a hypocrite to his own rules.  :ugeek:

October 13, 2013, 02:22:06 AM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #558 on: October 13, 2013, 02:22:06 AM »
Night 7

My urge to kill Pansage has faded
My keytar now lusts for the blood of humans
I found the basement and am unsure where to find the key
Hopefully this Kid Cuisine will fit under the door

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October 13, 2013, 05:32:28 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #559 on: October 13, 2013, 05:32:28 PM »
Night 7

Smash's CPU needs a Girlfriend...

BAD!

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October 13, 2013, 09:35:02 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #560 on: October 13, 2013, 09:35:02 PM »
Turn 7

still dead

this mafia will soon join me

wooooooo

October 14, 2013, 03:57:34 AM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #561 on: October 14, 2013, 03:57:34 AM »
Night 7

...The dead are growing restless...

*Moans*

October 14, 2013, 04:06:57 AM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #562 on: October 14, 2013, 04:06:57 AM »
Night 7
Posting on epic thread.

Wait, wrong forum!

Oh well, while i'm here I'm going to say i've been following this game and I... can't understand any logic. If I sing up on another mafia I think i'd just make random votes for my own lolz.

Also roar.

October 14, 2013, 04:10:23 AM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #563 on: October 14, 2013, 04:10:23 AM »
Smash
Smash hey
Hey smash I get that Y is fun as all hell but you seriously need to update this

October 15, 2013, 05:23:44 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #564 on: October 15, 2013, 05:23:44 PM »
I fucking quit this stupid-ass slow updating game

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Biedman Reels lived at the edge of the island in a small cottage by the sea. He spent his days quietly, tinkering around with a wild assortment of reality-altering devices he was constantly improving on. However, he could never leave the safety of his own home; he had an unstable disease which caused sporadic cell activity when in contact with non-humans, so he would always send his wife Caskett into town to sell his work. At first there was a great success, but over time the income grew smaller and smaller until it became difficult to live. Feeling ignored by the community and embittered by their feedback, he has taken up the name of Beed28! and went into hiding, one day swearing to make a grand return, one day promising to spread his alternate realities across Cutter's Cove... whether you want it or not.


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During the Night Phase, you may target up to three players, including yourself. Those players will be afflicted by a random effect which may or may not improve their odds or make them completely miserable. You can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses).

Active Special: Jelly World
Once in the entire game, during the Day Phase, you may activate this ability. For that Turn and for two more Turns afterward, votes cast by yourself and by non-CrackHack players will randomly deal 1 extra damage or 1 less damage. You can't use this ability until Turn 4.

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You take 2 extra points of damage from TGOT, F1Sigma, and Max Hardings.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

October 15, 2013, 05:41:28 PM
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« Reply #565 on: October 15, 2013, 05:41:28 PM »
you guys are going to love this delicious irony

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October 15, 2013, 05:41:52 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #566 on: October 15, 2013, 05:41:52 PM »
Not to mention I didn't want to kill my partner for life~
And yes, Ivory was Lament. Go reread the opening story blurb for maximum irony.

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October 15, 2013, 05:57:22 PM
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« Reply #567 on: October 15, 2013, 05:57:22 PM »
Mafia's over, I guess.
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because all the cool kids were doing it

October 15, 2013, 06:00:52 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [ABANDON SHIP]
« Reply #568 on: October 15, 2013, 06:00:52 PM »
Quote from: "Max"
Quote from: "SmashBroPlusB"
...one day promising to spread his alternate realities across Cutter's Cove... whether you want it or not.
Wow, that's so accurate.
I was actually rather surprised to see my role was on the CrackHack side... and wait, how would Jelly World would cause votes to randomly deal 1 extra damage or 1 less damage?

Anyway, this Mafia appears to be officially dead now. Here's my role:
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October 15, 2013, 06:01:54 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Turn 7 Night]
« Reply #569 on: October 15, 2013, 06:01:54 PM »
Baw, I got the boring role...

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