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Everything here is parody and you will probably become slightly offended during the course of the game. It's all in good fun so put on your best sportsmanship face and laugh with the rest of us. Unless you had to pawn your sportsmanship face for food, in which case wear your Ghastly Gibus instead.
Beed28! (CrackHack Enigma)Biedman Reels lived at the edge of the island in a small cottage by the sea. He spent his days quietly, tinkering around with a wild assortment of reality-altering devices he was constantly improving on. However, he could never leave the safety of his own home; he had an unstable disease which caused sporadic cell activity when in contact with non-humans, so he would always send his wife Caskett into town to sell his work. At first there was a great success, but over time the income grew smaller and smaller until it became difficult to live. Feeling ignored by the community and embittered by their feedback, he has taken up the name of Beed28! and went into hiding, one day swearing to make a grand return, one day promising to spread his alternate realities across Cutter's Cove... whether you want it or not.Active Special: Chaos GeneratorDuring the Night Phase, you may target up to three players, including yourself. Those players will be afflicted by a random effect which may or may not improve their odds or make them completely miserable. You can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses).Active Special: Jelly WorldOnce in the entire game, during the Day Phase, you may activate this ability. For that Turn and for two more Turns afterward, votes cast by yourself and by non-CrackHack players will randomly deal 1 extra damage or 1 less damage. You can't use this ability until Turn 4.Passive Special?: Not SuitableYou take 2 extra points of damage from TGOT, F1Sigma, and Max Hardings.Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!
Ivory (Cutopian Administrator)She's not in the mood for your nonsense. Her sole directive is to shut down those CrackHack freaks and defend the island, and honestly she can only think of the sweet sensation of digging her boots into a few skulls. Unless you have information pertaining to the criminal team, it can wait."Cut the crap. Or I'll cut through you instead... though I guess that's not much different."Active Special: Ivory BarrierDuring the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player will be completely immune from any damage taken, including instagib, for that Night Phase as well as the subsequent Day Phase. You cannot target the same player two Turns in a row.Active Special: Soul SearchDuring the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. If that player is part of the Cutopian Guard, you will trade information about your roles and will gain the ability to freely converse with one another through CutNet. This means that discovering new members and adding them to CutNet will also alert every other member on CutNet.Passive Special: Sharp Blade, Sharper ReflexesIf there are more Cutopian Guards in the game than CrackHack members, you cannot be defeated by CrackHack's night strikes. You also deal 1 extra point of damage with your votes.Mission: Find your allies quickly and work together to take down Team CrackHack!
Lament (CrackHack Second-In-Command)None of the other members of CrackHack are quite sure how you joined them, but you've effortlessly completed every task you've been given, without any hesitation. It's scary how quickly you've risen through the ranks. Despite the title, you effectively serve as the leader of Team CrackHack, orchestrating their attacks and subduing the Cutopian Guard. This final strike was actually your idea; luring the Cutopians to Mafia Island is a brilliant plan in of itself, as the citizens are hopelessly terrible at any form of mafia game. Now you can wipe everyone out in one fell swoop.But... what are these visions... these dreams... ... ... of a girl?Active Special: Dark AbsorptionDuring the Day Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player will be completely immune from any damage taken, including instagib, for that Day Phase as well as the subsequent Night Phase. You cannot target the same player two Turns in a row. In addition, you can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses).Active Special: Dark BlasterDuring the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player will promptly get shot in the face and die. How lovely.Active Special: Dark Collection Twice in the entire game, during the Night Phase, you may select any defeated player. That player will be revived and drafted to Team CrackHack. After a quick briefing and an introduction to their partners in crime, that player will be given a random ability.Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!Secret Mission: ??????????
Quote from: "SmashBroPlusB"...one day promising to spread his alternate realities across Cutter's Cove... whether you want it or not.
...one day promising to spread his alternate realities across Cutter's Cove... whether you want it or not.
Colonel Servbot (Townie Miniature)Do not fear! LE COLONEL IS HERE!Passive Special?: Pointless EyepatchYour vote only has a 75% chance of dealing damage.Passive Special: ZAMBEESIf you are defeated during the Day Phase, you will revive as a random type of zombie. Zombies are unable to be targeted by abilities, though they can die from being voted out during the Day Phase or taking more than 10 damage in a single Phase.Passive Special: Le Colonel's House of SexyIf you are defeated during the Night Phase, the player who defeated you will be broadcast to the main thread for everyone to see. It's kind of hard to be stealthy in something lit up by about twenty flashing neon signs.Mission: Surive to the end!