Cutstuff Mafia Dinner Theater [Smash Still Worst]

[Russel]

This makes me sad...this was so fun...

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Brotoad (Cutopian Veteran)
Played by: Lego

what
get out of here
begone you vile apparition


Active Ability: Toad Slammer
During the Day Phase, you can choose to use this ability. Your vote will not deal damage anymore, but will stun the chosen player, preventing them from using abilities until the next Day Phase. You can't use Toad Slammer on the same person for two Turns in a row.

Passive Ability: Ozone Oppression
During the Day Phase, you don't take damage from non-vote attacks.

Active Ability: Seismic Toad (unlocked after joining CutNet)
During the Day Phase, you can choose to use this ability. Your vote will not deal damage normally; instead, you will deal 1 damage to that player, as well as two other random players of the chosen player's Alignment. If there are not that many players left in the game, any remaining damage is given randomly among all players. For example, if you hit a Neutral and there are only two in the game, the third hit could land on any player, regardless of their Alignment. You can't use Seismic Toad during the same Phase you use Toad Slammer.

Mission: Take down Team CrackHack!

[King Dumb]

Let it be known to all that I totally called Lego's role.

That is all.

Also here's my terrible awful role:

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DoomThroughDoom (CrackHack Prankster)
You were once a respected war veteran of Cutter's Cove who enjoyed devising new tricks and traps to test the other Cutopians. However, at some point or another the "tests" slowly turned into "trolling", much to the anger of the island's citizens. Eventually you were forced away from the island for "repeated abuse". Hah! The fools don't know what mistake they made when they decided to banish the great and powerful DoomThroughDoom!


Passive Special: [TUTORIAL] How To Stalk CutmanMike
Every time someone targets you with an ability, there is a 50% chance you will learn what that player's Job Class is (for you, it's Prankster).

Active Special: Post Your Sexual Fantasy Here
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player has a chance of revealing their (in-story) perverse desires in the thread (censored where necessary, of course). Though mostly for laughs, you might be able to learn something based on their dialogue, speech pattern, and choice of personal gratification.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

[Balrog]

I knew it

I fucking knew it

Fuck you smash we had something special

Everyone knows what my role is so bluh

Anyway, I'm pretty sure thanks to KD that Max has the Balrog card. (But I never really did anything like what the story blurb says so who knows) NOPE IGNORE THIS I CANNOT READ

[CHAOS_FANTAZY]

CHAOS_FANTAZY Booting...
ERROR.  Insufficient Amounts of Caffeine.
Insert Mountain Dew.
Booting...Booting...Booting...

Okay, I'm alive.
...What?  What do you mean the Mafia's dead?
Damn it, I was going to come back next round and everything!
...Of course it would die now.

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Max Hardings (Townie Crasher)
I got lazy but still wanted to be funny so enjoy some YD quotes

[1:39:56 PM] Keith Zevallos: All I know is...mother loving mawile, babeh
[1:41:22 PM] swift.phantom: y'know if they introduce mega gardevoir the amount of r34 of it is going to skyrocket to the point where any gen vi related material is r34 of gardevoir
[1:41:29 PM] swift.phantom: and this is not a good thing
[1:41:37 PM] Max: depends on your tastes
[1:41:40 PM] swift.phantom: oh
[1:41:43 PM] swift.phantom: well then

[1:17:34 PM] xColdxFusionx: i love you
[1:17:40 PM] xColdxFusionx: no homo
[1:17:41 PM] Max: i love me too
[1:17:46 PM] Max: totally homo

[4:21:44 PM] xColdxFusionx: xColdxFusionx proceeds to make the most potentially awkward-sounding joke in the entire thread
[4:30:02 PM] Rock Strider: Cold Fusion confirmed for BDSM dominatrix
[4:30:34 PM] Max: sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me
Hey uh, SuperSmashBros?  This isn't very funny.

Active Special: Split Apart
During the Day Phase, you can split apart into multiple globs. Every vote that would have dealt damage to you destroys a glob. If the last glob (the one with your core in it) is destroyed, you are defeated. You start with 15 globs. Globs do not regenerate at any point in the game; once a glob is lost, it's gone for good. You can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses). You also cannot use this ability if Thunder Slash is on cooldown.

Active Special: Thunder Slash
During the Day Phase, you may activate this ability. Your vote now deals damage equal to the number of other people who voted for the same person. For example, if Max, Wallus, Katie, Messatsu, and Lament voted for the same person, Max's vote would count as 4 damage because four others voted alongside him. You can only use this ability every other Turn (meaning you must wait at least one Turn between uses). You also cannot use this ability if Split Apart is on cooldown.

Passive Special: FREAKY
If a player's vote deals more than 3 damage, that excess damage is subtracted. For example, if a single attack deals 5 damage, Max would only take 1 damage (3 damage minus 2 excess).

Mission: Survive to the end!

As you can see, my role was only good for stabbing people with votes, so I was purposefully hanging back to see if I could draw my own conclusions as to who was innocent and who was not.  ...And I got lazy.
Was going to try to start a Magnet Dood bandwagon on the next Day Phase, he always did look suspicious (Especially with how another bandwagon would always conveniently come along and he'd jump on it), but that's gone now.

[Galactan]

Oh, we're quitting?  I was ready to play a god on turn nine!

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FTX (Townie Foreigner)
Holy crap, can anyone even understand this guy in the slightest?


Active Special?: Six Thousand Four
Once in the entire game, during the Day Phase, you may trigger this ability. Doing so will cause you to take 6004 units of damage. If, somehow, you manage to not immediately get your face crunched in and die, you are completely immune during the next Day Phase... and your vote deals 6004 damage. Wow.

Active Special?: Okay I don't understand well but I make the skin.
Because you don't really listen well, you can choose to ignore the effects of an ability used against you during the Day Phase. If you do, the player who used that ability will be notified that you decided to do your own thing instead of what the game told you. Repeated use will reveal information like your Job Class or even your entire Actor Card.

Passive Special?: why
You take 1 extra point of damage. From everything.

Mission: Surive to the end!

[Russel]

So I was bored.

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Mizaleen (Island Director)
Played by: Smash Bro

Some descibe her as brilliant, others not so much.
She has the courage of the dragon and the grace of a swan.
She's Mizaleen, the island overseer.
Wait...she doesn't have a will of her own? WHAT!?

Passive special: Island overseer
Over the course of the game, you recieve all the information needed to moderate the game.
If any rules are pushed or broken, you have the option to kill them instantly.

Passive special: Procrastination
Over you may choose to abstain from doing anything over the course of the game, extending the time people have to vote and use abilities. This ability should really be managed...

Active special: Turn change
Twice during each turn, you may randomly silence all votes and abilities in order to change phases.

[Ceridran]

You guys do know he doesn't have a proper computer right

[Thunderono]

Bitch please he's been joining calls out his ass
I'm sure you're all aware of the various activities smash can partake in to stall updating this
oh also because everyone's revealing now

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Gumballtoid (Townie Fella)
You got bored and went to the island to do stuff.


Active Special: Toidomancy
Once in the entire game, during the Night Phase, you may select any defeated player. That player will be revived as a member of the Holy Order of Toid (Townie alignment) and given a random ability.

Passive Special: Reflectoid
Everyone who votes for you takes 1 damage.

Passive Special: Monkey Fever
Your vote deals 3 damage instead of 2 if your avatar is a picture of Pansage.

Mission: Surive to the end!

I LIED GUMBALL
THAT PANSAGE AVATAR WASN'T JUST TO SPITE YOU

[Spikeboy]

well this died hard
might as well put my role here too

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Obelisk (Townie Vault Hunter)
Played by: Spikeboy (revived)

"Aren't four-seater vehicles the best?"
"Uh... no? Uki drove into an electric cactus. Four times."
"Ah well... CATCH-A-RIIIIIIDE!!"
"Awbie why"

Passive Special: 216% Melee Damage Bonus
For every point of damage you take without being voted out, you earn points of Badass Rank. Five points will create a Badass Token, which increases your attack power by one for each token you have. If you are voted out with 12 points of damage or less, you will automatically negate that Day Phase vote for the cost of two Badass Tokens. (This ability will not take effect if you have less than two Badass Tokens.)

Active Special: OP PLS NERF
During the Day Phase, you can spend a Badass Token and target any player, including yourself. That player takes 1 less damage from all votes they receive for that Day Phase. There is no limit to this ability; if you have enough Badass Tokens, you can protect as many players as you like during a single Day Phase.

Mission: Build up at least 30 points of Badass Rank!

[Dr. Freeman]

As second in command without the ability to update allow me to write the ending.

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The night seemed endless.

In fact, time seemed to be slowing down for a generally long time now. It was very odd to think about, but every day seemed to drag on longer than the last.
They all made jests at the fact, all making references to a Smash figure.

Smash.

Of course, there was a reason they were all here.

There was the whole Lament business going around, that's what they were doing, but the real question was clear. Why were they here? The memories were all hazy, in fact, everything until the moment they stepped on the dammed island was hazy in their minds. However, they all slowly began to remember one thing. A man in a business suit.

The man gave each and every one of them a card, a player card. A card that would imprint another personality over the existing one. But then even more questions arose. The idea of these cards are odd, why would they have them in the first place when there was simply a crime to be solved? Why is it that whenever someone was killed they explode into blue orbs? Punching a man in the face is not the cause of an explosion. The actions they all took seem odd as well. Someone has all the cards, someone is controlling who dies, someone is controlling this game.

A game.

The night continued on for what should have been days. And when you give an enslaved person a long period of nothing, they think.
Which is the worst thing that could have happened.

The concept of the game every surviving member was trapped in became even more apparent. A few would talk about it in a whisper, asking if they notice it too. For the most part, they did.

The night was becoming unbearable. The theory was almost cemented, everything lined up after all. But if this whole island was controlled by one force, where did that one force go? ...Wherever it went, it was clear that this night was going to last forever. And so action was taken.

Yellow Devil was the first to lash out. He took his player card, and threw it in a small fire. The burning card revealed the personality he had received to the entire island. Crackhack. However, the other survivors took no action. In fact, they joined in. The leader of the guard and the leader of Crackhack were the next respectively. Their differences put aside when the true problem became apparent. It wasn't them, it was the one in control. It's one thing to be trapped in a game, it's another thing when the game you're trapped in ceases to be.

One by one, the cards burned, and as each one was thrown into the fire, the blaze grew bigger. It didn't take long before the island was consumed by flames. The survivors didn't panic, a few them began to build a makeshift boat with all the resources available, which was surprisingly easy for being on an island. While others simply stared into the fire until it had spread too far. They along with every survivor climbed on the boat and sailed away from the island, watching the reflection of the flames from the water.

The bronze statue, the judge was consumed by fire. It had made no effort to stop the uprising. There was no rules to be upheld.
The mafia was dead.


Many miles away in a large office building, one door slid open, a man walked in.

"It's over. Your players have left the island in nothing but smoldering ruins, congrats, you did a great jo-"

The man stopped himself when he looked up at the desk in front of him. Sitting in a large chair in front of the desk was a dead man, slumped over a remote with a knife in his back.
SmashBroPlusB.

To be continued? (probably not)

THE END!
(Burn baby burn! Freeman wrote an ending?!)

[Gumballtoid]

This one's a doozyballtoid.

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YOU HAVE BEEN SHREK'D BY HD



YOU HAVE SWAPPED ROLES WITH HD

Tengu and Tango (Townie Ogre)
Nobody remembers Mr. Tansen's first name. Once a judo champion, he has devoted himself to wearing the mask of the tengu since his crushing defeat on Power Stone Island. Not much else is known about "Tengu Tansen" aside from a few things. He enjoys Super Mario World. His favorite restaurant is Bomber Burger. He has a cat named Tango. Also, he went crazy after a Shrek movie marathon and painted himself and his cat green.


Active Special: CHECK URSELF BEFOR U SHREK URSELF
Before the game starts, you may target any two players, including yourself. If both of those players have the same alignment (Townie, Cutopian, or CrackHack) or one of those players is Neutral alightment, they will GET SHREK'D and switch roles. If this ability fails once, you have one other chance and may go for a second attempt. This ability can only be used if your Cutstuff avatar is a picture of Shrek. Better go find one.

Passive Special: Resistballtoids
You take zero damage from Watzup, Gumballtoid, and TGOT.

Passive Special: Tangos Have Layers
At the end of the Day Phase, reduce all damage taken by 2.

Mission: SHREK someone and survive to the end!

side note, you can SHREK someone yourself, as long as it's not HD

[Hallan Parva]

EDIT: I guess I lost

remember kids, don't Pokémon and drive
or else you'll make everyone quit and reveal their roles











this one's going to seem short since two of my big "story event" dudes just died
also I apologize for Pokémon Y being overpowered as fuck

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The gunner slapped his sides. A click echoed out.

"Good, good... the chamber's not caught anymore. Back to business."

He slipped through the sleeping quarters, stopping in front of his next victim.

"Let's see you try to bastardize red hot JUSTICE."

The gun howled with a white intensity, then fired into silence.

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Magikarp strolled down the dark alley, inching closer to the glint of light at the end. Was this what she had been looking for? Were her efforts finally coming up with a clue, a shred of evidence that could shut down CrackHack for good?

She knelt down and picked up the object on the floor.

"... What?" Magikarp was confused. "Is this some sort of shiny fruit?"
A voice spoke up. "It's an Oran Berry. You'll need it."

Magikarp turned around, but to no avail. Before she could see who was there, a sudden gust of wind slashed across her chest, knocking her to the floor. She gripped at her chest with one hand, gasping for breath.

"... I'm afraid your time is up."

One more strike. Magikarp exploded into energy, leaving a red and white ball behind.

"Maybe we can sell her for 500 Poké?"
"I wouldn't be surprised..."

The two figures retreated for the night, satisfied from their long-awaited successful strike...

The results of the Day Phase have been verified!

King Dumb: 29
Magnet Dood: 3
LlamaHombre: -18
Ceridran: 3
Yellow Devil: 1
Galaxy Sisbro: 2


Record of the Fallen

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DoomThroughDoom (CrackHack Prankster)
Played by: King Dumb

You were once a respected war veteran of Cutter's Cove who enjoyed devising new tricks and traps to test the other Cutopians. However, at some point or another the "tests" slowly turned into "trolling", much to the anger of the island's citizens. Eventually you were forced away from the island for "repeated abuse". Hah! The fools don't know what mistake they made when they decided to banish the great and powerful DoomThroughDoom!


Passive Special: [TUTORIAL] How To Stalk CutmanMike
Every time someone targets you with an ability, there is a 50% chance you will learn what that player's Job Class is (for you, it's Prankster).

Active Special: Post Your Sexual Fantasy Here
During the Night Phase, you may target any player except for yourself. That player has a chance of revealing their (in-story) perverse desires in the thread (censored where necessary, of course). Though mostly for laughs, you might be able to learn something based on their dialogue, speech pattern, and choice of personal gratification.

Mission: Overthrow the Cutopian Guard!

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Messatsu (Cutopian Landlord)
Played by: Magikarp

As the Cove's largest property owner, it was only natural to recruit Messatsu into the Cutopian Guard. Strong leadership skills, a solid grip on programming, and control of several vital land masses on Cutter's Cove all make for impressive advantages, especially when it comes to deleting a rogue group of wannabe internet hackers. Let's have some fun, shall we?

"Hahahah... YOSH!!"


Active Special: Temporary Ban
If you successfully deal damage to someone who has voted against you during a Day Phase, and you are not voted out of the game, you can choose to Ban that player until the next Day Phase. This will prevent them from taking any action during the Night Phase in between.

Active Special: Server Event
During the Night Phase, you can sound an alarm warning of an incoming Server Event. If you do, the next Day Phase will be affected by a random Server Event. This will have an impact on some part of the game, such as blocking the use of abilities, removing all players' defense, or requiring a substantial majority of votes instead of just having the highest damage. You can only use this ability every three Turns (meaning you must wait at least two Turns between uses).

Active Special: Perma-Ban (locked ability)
If you are the only Cutopian Guard to vote during a Day Phase, and no Cutopian Guards are voted out of the game during that phase, the player you voted against will be Banned until the next Day Phase just as if you had used Temporary Ban. However, if they are a member of Team CrackHack, they will be removed from play. You can only use this ability every three Turns (meaning you must wait at least two Turn between uses). You also cannot use this ability during the same Day Phase that a Server Event is active. This ability's cooldown will not trigger if another Cutopian Guard votes during the activated phase (as that causes an automatic ability failure).

Mission: Take down Team CrackHack!

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OrangeMario (Townie Vendor)
Played by: TGOT

Every day, OM wakes up early to give his vendor cart a fresh waxing. It's time-consuming, but it's worth it to see the cart gleaming in the sunlight as it displays his fruit. Oh, his fruit! Such fresh fruit! Apples, melons, strawberries, peaches... and especially oranges. OM's oranges are legendary among the Cutopians. They're simply divine, with such a bright tang and vibrant juice... and no seeds, either! OM didn't know of the dangers waiting for him on Mafia Island. He was there selling his oranges like normal when things turned for the worse, and if he has a say about it, he'll just keep selling those lovely oranges.


Active Special: Here, Have an Orange
During the Day Phase, you may target any player, including yourself. That player will eat an orange, reducing their total damage taken by roughly the number of Townies and Neutrals remaining in the game.

Passive Special: Orange Ocean
If you are defeated during the Night Phase, and you have consumed an orange during the previous Day Phase, your robot assistant and fruit blender ACS will drag your assailant into the ocean. Now they're defeated too. FUN.

Mission: Give the players plenty of Vitamin C!

TURN 8 ~ DAY PHASE
(Revenge! Revivals! Returning To The Scene!!)
this is no longer relevant

[LlamaHombre]

You all didn't have to jump the shark you know

It could've just been Max who suicided

[Balrog]

All right then.

Suggestion: Keep this stickied, but change the thread title to "How NOT to run a mafia".

[Russel]

I wouldn't go that far. This was honestly the most fun I have had playing a forum game since the first Survival Island.
I feel like if Smash had kept on top of things, this would have been a brilliantly executed game that would have been just grand.