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March 31, 2014, 02:10:58 PM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2014, 02:10:58 PM »
Yeah just try to suppress your gun that shoots reptiles for now

You can't silence guns so that's why you suppress it

But my psi-lance pierces through the impenetrable wall of loud reptiles that you just shot out
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March 31, 2014, 02:17:54 PM
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I did warn you.
« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2014, 02:17:54 PM »
I don't think I like your hostility...

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March 31, 2014, 02:20:22 PM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2014, 02:20:22 PM »
I'm not trying to be hostile, Hoss just needed help laying out the tiles in his manly kitchen of cooking and I needed a plue pun despite the fact you don't need a cheap glue clone to lay out tiles. Hoss was tired from being so manly in the day that he needed a rest, but he had to lay out tiles too, so things happened even though they didn't.

Though really, the wall of reptiles that's tumbling over itself to move around reminded me of that guy who never shut up about Krystal.  (Sometimes I dig back into old posts.)

Someone, get me out of this thread.
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April 28, 2014, 12:07:43 PM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #63 on: April 28, 2014, 12:07:43 PM »
Little bump:

How do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't call it, carry it.
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May 29, 2014, 03:25:07 AM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #64 on: May 29, 2014, 03:25:07 AM »
This thread is my home

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May 31, 2014, 03:44:52 PM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #65 on: May 31, 2014, 03:44:52 PM »
Quote from: "Dr. Crasger"
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So, the energizer bunny was arrested.
Charged with Battery.
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June 01, 2014, 12:23:28 AM
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« Reply #66 on: June 01, 2014, 12:23:28 AM »
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June 01, 2014, 12:35:56 AM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #67 on: June 01, 2014, 12:35:56 AM »
Stuck between a croc and a hard place.

HA! I'm funny because I made a pun of a common phrase.
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June 23, 2014, 05:59:55 AM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #68 on: June 23, 2014, 05:59:55 AM »
Me and my friend made a show about puns once. It was basically a play on words.
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June 23, 2014, 02:14:19 PM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #69 on: June 23, 2014, 02:14:19 PM »
one time I stayed up all night to see where the sun went

THEN IT DAWNED ON ME
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September 06, 2014, 09:57:18 PM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #70 on: September 06, 2014, 09:57:18 PM »
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger.
And then it hit me.

If i refuse to go to sleep, am i resisting a rest?
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September 06, 2014, 10:00:58 PM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #71 on: September 06, 2014, 10:00:58 PM »
So, I heard you can drown yourself by drinking, I tried it out.... But then, it hit me.
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September 06, 2014, 10:59:03 PM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #72 on: September 06, 2014, 10:59:03 PM »
a man walks into a bar and says "ouch"
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September 07, 2014, 12:55:11 AM
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probably used already
« Reply #73 on: September 07, 2014, 12:55:11 AM »
Yorick walks into a bar.


There is no counter.
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September 07, 2014, 12:58:51 AM
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Re: Jokes/Puns thread
« Reply #74 on: September 07, 2014, 12:58:51 AM »
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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