Puns, glorious puns

[KillerChair]

Really? I remember quite a few "Light" puns.
Plus, there's "frozen" which isn't a "Frozen Man"
Explosive, fries, Earth, boil, Wily....
Yeah, I think Ran was allowed.
(By the way, his name is Ran Cossack, as in his last name is Cossack. You know, like a human? Mikhail Cossack, etc.)

But, Terra's Japanese name is Earth. So that still counts  

As for Ran, it's because Ran was made by Kalinka. I think. My Bob and George knowledge is very rusty at this point in time.

Fixed

[Korby]

The puns thread has turned into an harassing Korby by finding the Mega Man puns in their sentences thread!

I have fixed it for you.

HAH. NO PUNS IN THAT.

yes there is.  

Okay, yeah, now you're just forcing them.

[TERRORsphere]

This topic is dying. Kill it already.

[KillerChair]

That will just leave a pile of skulls...
Yeah i guess your right.

[brawlman9876]

Okay, yeah, now you're dust forcing them.

fixed (Well, will this place die or what?)

[KillerChair]

I think so...
We'd better let this thread fade till only shades remain.

[Ivory]

Well then. I'll charge out of this thread with a burst of puns.

We had some good times, pump out some excellent jokes. The thread rolled along nicely, cutting through the stone and we had quite the bomb. Yet now it's time to close the shades and pull the plug on this whole thread. The thread starting becoming too fake and forced full of quick and unthoughtful jokes. It came crashing down around us. Like a needle  popping a bubble. Puns can't be thought up in a flash.
You need take your time and really think it out. No prototypes of jokes in this thread.

Being a superstar of puns, I thought we should take a moment and Concretrate on the good times. Where the puns were bright and we weren't drilling around in the ground for old jokes like it was a pharaohs  treasure. Our dust pans were full of junk and metal.

It's true you need guts to keep this thread alive. Trying to be on top of everyone else, or lurking in the shadows ready to dive into someones skull and search their minds for the magic of pun creation. However this didn't work, it just makes you a pirate who uses old jokes that lost their spark. How cold is that? You can't expect to be a magnet for attracting good ideas, but you need to splash about the aquatic waves before you face the blizzard. Or you can have your head in the clouds. But that can make you look like a clown. There's a galaxy of jokes to electricute the minds of everyone here. Just take in some air, and blow out a wind of chilly ideas for us to tango with.
 
I'm a commando when it comes to puns, ready to strike some mega puns. These ideas aren't automatic. I heat up my brain to come up with these things. I almost need a gemini of myself to really set this thread on fire. I'm the Knight of this thread my blade is the grenade of gravitational puns I throw at you all. I'm not that wily when it comes to this. I'm not trying to create a tornado of anger with my nitro puns. I just don't rush to come up with a jewel of a pun. Creating a ring to capture my audience. I'm not trying to be a slippery toad, or a slithering snake, but I have my sights high to throw this one at you at turbo speeds. To plant the seeds that grow into a plant of rulership over this thread. Riding my centaur across the thread, driving my yamato spear of jokes like a flying tomahawk of justice.

I've explained to you the flame that started to burn the wood in this thread initially. How it grew into the Astromazing sword of cutstuff that slashed every other topic. Like a gyrocopter, this pun thread became our solar magma of entertainment. But everything freezes over eventually. The enjoyment of this thread crystallized and not even explosive napalm will spring this back to life. It's too Frosty now. We've used up all the good puns, and now it's time to lay it to a rest. The central dynamo has finally ran dry.
I've also explained how I use my crafty tengu cunning to think up good puns. Like a swarm of hornets working together to keep the hive alive. You can have the vocal guitar, but in the background you always have the bass and treble supporting the main players. That was my role, but now I'm done, I won't keep bringing this thread back to life like a sheep. Time to leave it under the ice and move on.

We've grown, developed bonds in this thread. Not even a burner will reignite the oil of creativity. I know it's hard to let go of this thread, but everything is too forced now. With that, I take my leave and turn off the lights on my way out.

[KillerChair]

You deserve a clown man medal  

I was planning on doing the same once... but i got bored thinking of how much time it would take...

Btw... you forgot to give the word magic a color

But respect for that.

[TERRORsphere]

Ivory wins. That's the best we're gunna get. Might as well lock this topic now.

[Ivory]

Btw... you forgot to give the word magic a color

Nope. It's actually colored black, because Magic Man's tuxedo thing and hat.  It just doesn't work too well when the font defaults to black

[KillerChair]

Ah okay... But i do think you deserve a medal now XD

[Mr. X]

/thread.

[Korby]

Wrong, X.
You made several typos, Ivory. Such as forgetting apostrophes, "audence" and a couple of more I'm too lazy to find.
/thread.

[brawlman9876]

Ivory deserves the super awesome pun-medal. This should be represented by chill man because he looks like mr.freeze
Ivory, you win this thread, do with it what you will.